from Performance Bike UK.

"Four bikes, why the **** do you need four motorbikes, you only have one ****?"

Five bikes : " Yes, he's a bit of a motorcycle collector, a bit like those people that collect Ferrari's; but obviously much less expensive, Have I shown you my new handbag?"

 

The "Crazy Cat Ladies" of motorcycledom?

 

Huh??

Boys, boys, boys - I need you to elucidate clearly so I can unnerstan eh?

None of this genuine backwoods hunnered percent boondock gibberish


Cheers, SB

 

Huh, I have 4 bikes now and I'm looking to get #5 in the next month or two... I'm a collector!

Of course when I sell one or two next Spring maybe I'll just be back to crazy.

 

37 and counting Drewski, what on earth does that make me??

Cheers, SB

 

That makes you the envy of just about everybody on this site.

 

Man not me! I'd be going crazy trying to keep all the batteries charged I used to be a minimalist though so having two of something gets me nervous, I guess I have a ways to go!

 

It makes you my hero. I wanna be like you when I grow up.

 

All you need is determination and a BIG safe, dry, entirely secure shed

And you only have enough batteries to keep one bike going at a time.

Cheers, SB

 

Bikes are like golf clubs, fishing rods and firearms, you can never have too much of a good thing and all have a specific purpose (or so we say)