Blame House ........he's the one who's start this SWF chit ........LOL

SPANK YOUR MONKEY

Please record how quick you can spank your monkey in the thread

I'm fast 725mph

 

Trust me Sprock, if it wasn't for this damn work computer not letting me on the site* I'd be there in a flash....Just take my word for it, I'd be pretty f'n fast too

*probably for my own good though..the mind boggles..

 

LOVE the new signature tag line Dave. FUNNY.

I can only get to 412 mph. Obviously I am much better in real life.

 

At that speed, you're definitely trying to compensate for something...LOL..

I think I averaged about 200mph, with a couple up in the 600s. (one 661mph)
I should try it with a real mouse, though. I'm way too fast for a dell touchpad...lol..

 

I got 678 by cranking my mouse speed to max and yanking a piece of paper out from under my optical mouse.

I have to admit Sprock, you are good for something.

 

Tricks huh? Techniques. Very clever. My mouse ran off its pad so fast I couldn't hit the damn monkey half the time. Plus knocking stuff all off my desk. I was wondering where you guys were getting three foot long mouse pads. Even tried to get a running start. Almost got a lamp up my hoohoo.

 

High of 474.. But then again I'm married so I DON'T need to this anymore! So there!

 

Az .......... You Just wait for a few yeeeers ..............LOL

And TBT ............what can I say man .......always good to have a grip
of ones self .............LOL

 

Haha! 863mph.....natural..... with a real mouse on "fast", with acceleration set to "high"...LOL

Although, my absolute highest was 7228mph. But that stat needs an asterisk next to it in the books.... like Barry Bonds......

 

Ya know what Trout ...............you tell a short and fast .............story ......LOL