Must of been a day for it yesterday Hawk, everyone and his mum was out it seemed around Brighton. I was out with the misses in tow ended up stopping down on the front and having what i think was tea ( it was white , hot and had somthing floating in it, i think it may have been a tea bag at some point in it`s life ) Glad you had a good ride out mate, summers only round the corner ............ish

 

i dont see a reason for change. if you cant have laughter and random titty biteing, than whats the point in living? ha ha you guys keep my spirits up even when its friggin snowing outside. ha ha glad to hear you got out man, i had mine out friday.

 

[QUOTE=maineiack;889489] if you cant have laughter and random titty biteing/QUOTE]

OUCH.. Got one of those instant mental pictures from that one Sounds like an average night out around here. Good ****!

 

Nothing wrong with Tittie biting I can vouch for that personally

Just keep your teeth away from my *******!! Especially you Sprock , you sick ****!!

Oh to keep this thread on track , I once caught my ball-sack in my flies!!

 

Well then Shanghai Lady Boy, ya won't choke on the won tons then will you eh

 

Since this is about flies too, I can't see the harm in telling this story.

I had a mate many years ago who was visiting his girlfriend. Her parents were out, and so was something else. Anyway, they heard the key in the door and in his panic my mate did up his flies with such enthusiasm that a fair chunk of his foreskin was trapped. I'm not talking pinched, but the fly completely shut with a bit of him on the outside. He then had to meet her parents and keep his **** together whilst in extreme pain! The poor sod then drove home to find he was locked out. He got a ladder and was breaking in when the cops turned up ( I swear this is true!). They took pity on him and took him up to the hospital where the nurses had to cut him out of his jeans to work on the problem.

He described this as a nurse on each side of him with pliers, and a doctor making sure nothing came off that shouldn't. Prior to this they'd given him a local in the end of his old fella...not nice. Anyway the poor sod ended up with three stitches in his **** and instructions not to get, er..excited for ten days 'til the stitches came out. Pretty hard (not a pun) when you're 18.

When he regailed us with this story at the pub the next day, we fell about and he was crying with laughter.

Sorry this was off topic a bit but, like I said, it is about flies.