We've already heard a few here and there. So without naming names, or by just posting "hypothetical" stories about "imaginary" people, or stuff that happened to your friends, this might be a good place to let everyone know that the BS can get pretty deep, and still become an entertaining cocktail party story with the passage of a modicum of time. Let's see if I can think of one........

Once upon a time there was this really evil woman. She decided one day she was bored. Wasn't having enough "fun". Started horsing around on the sly with just about the ugliest **** you can imagine. Her husband never would have guessed that this was going on, since the guy was such a complete lahoo-zaher. So she finally had disappeared enough that the guy gets wise and challenges her on it. She actually smiles when she tells him she's having an affair. Actually proud to hurt him. Well, he's kind of tough himself. Hate kicks in immediately (the world's best self-defense mechanism which I highly recommend to everyone). So some rocky times occur while she-devil is attempting to make it all look like the guy's fault so she gets to keep the house and the 12 year old offspring who she claims to have been the world's greatest mother to. One night the test occurs. She works up a fake frenzy about a made-up transgression and orders hubby out. "Get out of this house" "I don't want you here any more". Right about that time the offspring steps between the two and says "Dad isn't going anywhere, and neither am I."

That dad was, at the moment, the proudest man in the world. He tells me he will never forget those words. Apparently she wasn't really the greatest mommy in the world. So she left, because she still wanted to horse with fugly.

The Mr. got a little ticked thereafter, what with further demands and such coming along, so he called fugly's wife and ratted him out. Fugly had to stay home from then on. She-devil was alone.

And they all lived happily ever after. The End.

Though I'm sure it seemed tough to the guy at the time, he tells me he got real happy, really fast. As soon as he learned about internet dating.

 

Internet dating is a fine thing ........ but I'm blocked from using it

Damn good story there Joe ....... !

 

Did you mean real life experiences or just stories someone told me? Well, if you want real life, I was married to one of the evillest women ever born. My 2nd wife. All started well, gorgeous redhead, great body, nice personality. Then we moved in together and she not only fattened up (real shame to cause she had an a$$ to die for) but turned psychopathic overnight. She got kinda religious so she b!tched at me for drinking, but it was okay for her to smoke pot. She HATED me dragracing (the only hobby I had). One day I caught her in my shed with a huge butcher knife going to cut my back tire. Now bear in mind this was towards the end of our doomed marriage so I wasn't kind with words. I told her "B!tch go ahead...I'll just stop by Honda dealer and get a new one on way to the track". Other time she got my pickup stuck on purpose. I rocked the thing back and forth and finally got it unstuck. It unstuck while I was in reverse and I was so fuming mad I gunned the motor and driver door (that was open) struck a huge stump and bent both hinges. Anyways, if someone wants to go head to head, I got TONS of stories...some so horrendous ya'll think I'm making them up.

 

For the record, I met my current wife about 7 years ago on Yahoo personals. We were married in Ocho Rios, Jamaica in March of 06. She is the absolute best thing that ever happend to this poor soul. To this day we have yet to have our first argument. I wouldn't trade her for anything.

 

That's a laff..... thought you were going to say "gunned the motor" and ran the bitch over .......LOL

 

I love happy endings, especially when it turns on the turner. You go Joe !!!

 

Joe, I know a guy who has a very similar story to yours. Almost identical, except a little sadder because the boy was only 2.

Her "boyfriend" though, was not only ugly but also on parole... 10+yrs younger... and riding his bike to my buddy's house while he was at work!!!
Everyone in the neighborhood knew except my buddy.
Not only that, but when it all surfaced, the beatch planned on moving out of the house, but on the advice of her lawyer decided to stay. So..... my buddy is answering calls from the ugly loser and doing the whole "Honey, it's your boyfriend again!!"
Then to top it all off... he's coming home from work one day and passes HIS blazer coming down the street being driven by none other than the uglyazz kid jailbird who doesn't even have a driver's license.

Anyway.... my buddy has had full custody of his boy since the age of 2, and lost nothing but $4k and his blazer.

 

Either way is good, but the more truth, the better.


Coincidentally, my wife of 6 years and I met on Match. She's a hoot.

 

Well, that would've been the short n easy answer to my prayers. But she had 2 small girls from previous marriage that I couldn't leave orphaned. They were about as bad as their mother..."We don't have to listen to you, you're not the boss" was their favorite saying.

 

Hey even in a good marriage .......you get to hear that famous line sometimes
especially as they get older but the rebuttal is swift .....let me tell ya !