Rats. That sucks.

 

Keep your options open though....closed minded people end up unhappy!

 

Oh don't worry, I'm open minded. In fact, my mind is wide open and waiting for a super hot biker chick who isn't afraid to drop the f-bomb now and again.

But there are other types out there too. For example, I went out with a girl last week who over dinner decided to tell me that her two passions in life are unicorns and spirituality. To which I responded "When you say unicorns... that isn't some sort of motorcycle, is it?"

Guess what, a unicorn is just what you'd think it was - A mythical horse with a ****ing horn on its damn head, and she loves them, collects them, covets them.

Suffice it to say it was a short evening out thanks to voice in my head that was screaming "Run! Don't walk, RUN! She 26 years old and she loves UNICORNS!!!!! What a complete f-ing whack job."

Of all things it had to be unicorns. It would have been better if she'd said she was passionate about Ligers.

Anyway, this thread has some how diverged from having anything to do with motorcycles so I'm going to stop now.

 

I was just going to say that this thread has been hijacked, but that is some funny ****...

 

nice way to rub salt into kiggy's wound. i love it!

 

Nice. Thanks. Hardy har har.

Unicorns suck.