Yeah, remind them they are speaking YOUR language!

 

Where are pix of said 'race' rails on real race bikes? I have yet to see a race bike with anything but quality derlin sliders, and no gayass no-cut ones. Best course or action if you are so worried about damaging your bike that you dont want to drill 2 holes to save yourself $800 in new plastics is to just pose next to it n never bring it out of the garage.
Sorry I dont candy coat crap.

Like stated, about 20 - 30 minutes and you can have a nice clean hole drill just big enough for the slider to fit thru it.