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#52
10-19-2007, 06:01 PM
RE: how fast
ORIGINAL: Slyncka
Well I tried this today... I know a friend and got some steroids which I took back home. Bled the oil out of the bike and replaced it with the steroids (mind you the oil was just left in the parking lot of my apartment complex). Then got ready for the ride - The typical stuff: get my baseball hat on nice and tight, fresh wife beater, and blah blah the rest of the essential gear. So I take off and immediately notice a difference... I'm actually leaving a trail of fire behind the bike. I thought no way, but its true and if you dont believe me then screw you.
So I had to see what this thing could do so I decieded to let it loose but there was just traffic everywhere, except for between the lanes... So here I am splitting lanes, fire absolutely everywhere, going so fast I couldnt even tell because the digital speedo only goes up to 999mph. Then BAM a redlight out of nowhere so I pull a sick stoppie where I actually pulled a sweet front flip and landed a nicely right at the intersection...... THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO RIP A SICK BURNOUT!!!!
So I hit redline and pop the clutch and the tire is smoking all over the place while I have both middle fingers in the air above my head, THATS RIGHT, BADASS!!!! Police are everywhere but I can tell they wont even think about pulling me over so I take off into the sunset.....
P.S. I was drunk for all this
Well I tried this today... I know a friend and got some steroids which I took back home. Bled the oil out of the bike and replaced it with the steroids (mind you the oil was just left in the parking lot of my apartment complex). Then got ready for the ride - The typical stuff: get my baseball hat on nice and tight, fresh wife beater, and blah blah the rest of the essential gear. So I take off and immediately notice a difference... I'm actually leaving a trail of fire behind the bike. I thought no way, but its true and if you dont believe me then screw you.
So I had to see what this thing could do so I decieded to let it loose but there was just traffic everywhere, except for between the lanes... So here I am splitting lanes, fire absolutely everywhere, going so fast I couldnt even tell because the digital speedo only goes up to 999mph. Then BAM a redlight out of nowhere so I pull a sick stoppie where I actually pulled a sweet front flip and landed a nicely right at the intersection...... THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO RIP A SICK BURNOUT!!!!
So I hit redline and pop the clutch and the tire is smoking all over the place while I have both middle fingers in the air above my head, THATS RIGHT, BADASS!!!! Police are everywhere but I can tell they wont even think about pulling me over so I take off into the sunset.....
P.S. I was drunk for all this
hahahhaha very good story tho... great!!!!
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10-19-2007, 06:59 PM
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RE: how fast
ORIGINAL: wheeliepuller13
well i did it at 4 in the mourning so there is no traffic its not speed that kills its stupidity. im not a dumbass that does wheelies at 5 in the afternoon between lanes to look kewl and **** up.
well i did it at 4 in the mourning so there is no traffic its not speed that kills its stupidity. im not a dumbass that does wheelies at 5 in the afternoon between lanes to look kewl and **** up.
but anyway, I topped my bike out at around the speed of sound. I think I have an unfair advantage over you guys, though, since my bike uses the blood of infants as fuel and the tears of orphans as oil.
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10-19-2007, 07:15 PM
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10-19-2007, 07:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: wheeliepuller13
well i did it at 4 in the mourning so there is no traffic its not speed that kills its stupidity. im not a dumbass that does wheelies at 5 in the afternoon between lanes to look kewl and **** up.
well i did it at 4 in the mourning so there is no traffic its not speed that kills its stupidity. im not a dumbass that does wheelies at 5 in the afternoon between lanes to look kewl and **** up.
Looks like anytime you do it, it's a losing situation.
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10-19-2007, 07:58 PM
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10-19-2007, 08:56 PM
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RE: how fast
ORIGINAL: wheeliepuller13
how fast is to fast on a public highway so far i've onl done 165. it was but its not a game people better respect it. u will get ****ed up if u dont
how fast is to fast on a public highway so far i've onl done 165. it was but its not a game people better respect it. u will get ****ed up if u dont
i think that before anyone becomes a member of this forum, they need to read this thread first:
https://cbrforum.com/m_283141/tm.htm
that way, they would think twice before posting stupid threads like this one.
I would encourage you ALL to read this and remember ss954rr
RIP again brother
he died 30 minutes after he created that thread.
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RE: how fast
ORIGINAL: sixhundredrr
I hate hearing about people dying on bikes... Especially when it's because of something completely preventable. Slow the **** down! [:@] It's bad enought that the cagers don't see us.
I hate hearing about people dying on bikes... Especially when it's because of something completely preventable. Slow the **** down! [:@] It's bad enought that the cagers don't see us.
We're all guilty of being a Donkey on our bikes at one time or another, but we certainly don't brag about it. I've chastized my self in the helmet a couple times[sm=badidea.gif] after a close call, that I put myselfmore than the cager... or at least just as responsible. Don't be afraid to blame yourself once in while, it's humbling.... and probably life preserving