My bike doesn't **** and **** all over the floor or try to hump everyones leg.. If I wanted something like that I would buy a Gixxer not a dog. You can train a dog.
Exosist: Young grasshopper confusious sayshaving sex with bitchescome from within.

 

Yours doesn't hump your leg???

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: abadfish

So there I was riding on my way to a class I was taking at De Anza college. So I pull onto campus and head towards the motorcycle parking in Parking Lot B. As I'm putt-putting along, this girl jumps right in front of my bike. I had to do a stoppie to avoid hitting her. I'm like WTF?!?!?!? She smiles at me and says, I've been watching you all semester. I want a ride....and NOT on your bike!!. I'm thinking, yeah right, who put you up to this? So I say, well, maybe later... and Itake off, park, and go to class.

After class,I'm on my way back to the parking lot and she's there, leaning on my bike, chatting with a friend. I'm saying to myself here goes round 2. When I get to my bike her friend says bye to her, her friend looks at me and says Have fun! I'm like huh?

So I turn to this girl (who I still don't know) whose sitting on my bike. I'm not sure whether to rip her a new one for possibly "messing" with my bike. Before I have a chance to say anything:
Her:I was serious about what I said earlier.
Me: So what do you want to do...just drop down on the floor and go for it?? (line from Top Gun)
Her: (She obviously saw Top Gun too) Actually, I had my SUV in mind

So she strokes my crotch (yes, my pants are still on) and says, My what a big helmet you have. And she starts walking away. She gets about 10 feet away, turns back, and says c'mon honey, I ain't got all day.

So I start following her. All sorts of scenarios are going through my head - is this a practical joke by my girlfriend (at the time), is someone going to jump me?, am I going to wake up in a dark alley in Thailand missing a kidney???

So we get to a black SUV with tinted windows and she opens the door. I scope the area and peek in the car. So far, so good. She gets in the back and leaves the door open expecting me to get in. I'm real hesitant. She looks at me very seductively and starts undressing, revealing a huge cleavage straddled by a black lace bra. At this point, I just say aw, f#ck it! and jump in.

It now becomes the howler monkey f#ckfest. We start out with a little . She rips my pants off . I do the same (oh man, did she have long legs and a tight a$$). One thing leads to another which leads to another . The SUV is bouncing all over the place and she's screaming so loud that I know passers-by are hearing us. Then she decides she wants to get freaky .

[font=tahoma][color=#660099]So the deed is done a

 

Nice

 

no new girls, but i've managed to keep the same one for 8 years. Ihave a bike to ride the *** off of it, not to pick up chix.

 

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Dude, serioulsy. I freakin' HATE (always have, always will) the guys that use their bikes, cars, clothes, and/or money to get chicks. Yeah, I have a bike and a nice car but if a chick even mentions either as anything other than an afterthought, she's gone! Who has time for **** like that?!

 

i dunno dudes seems to me like you guys are saying that if a sexy girl wanted to **** you wouldnt do her..i ride for the love of it.. but if the ***** is there than why not.

 

When I first noticed the post topic in my e-mail I was like," What the flying f**k is going on now?". Sooo, I cliked on the link to open up one of the most stupidest *** questions that I've ever heard in my life! WTF! Although I do have to admit, I nominate Exosist as "Squid of the Year"! Congradulations Exo! Just like a couple of other members said, myself as well, I own a bike because I absolutely love to ride! Hitting up the twisties on a warm sunny day, enjoying the scenery of this beautiful country, going to track days....ahhhhhh, now THAT's why I own a bike! Granted, there are some girls that love guys on bikes...so f**king what! Again, as another member said, I too have a nice bike and a nice truck...but if a girl is "into" my possessions more than she is into me, she can hit the road, better yet, hook up with some poser *** squid who wants to get a bike to pick up women. Now, I do have a fiance, so...shhh, but hey man, if you've got game, that "special touch", you shouldn't have to own a bike to get girls. That's just my opinion though.