Have you been getting more girls since you started riding?

Has it been easier to pick up chicks since you started riding?

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no and no.

~fin~

 

nope, i just show them my piercing and they all swarm around.

 

only until my wife pulls up on her F4i . . . . .

 

some chics like it some dont, women are nature's rubix cubes there all hard as hell to figure out

 

This is by far the biggest poser question I have ever heard asked. If you bought a bike with this in mind, you did it for the wrong reason.

P.S. My Starbucks racing team is looking for new riders...tryouts for this upcoming season will begin shortly.

 

You took the words right outta my mouth Dwight. Someone tell Davy Jones one of hissquids got loose.

 

So there I was riding on my way to a class I was taking at De Anza college. So I pull onto campus and head towards the motorcycle parking in Parking Lot B. As I'm putt-putting along, this girl jumps right in front of my bike. I had to do a stoppie to avoid hitting her. I'm like WTF?!?!?!? She smiles at me and says, I've been watching you all semester. I want a ride....and NOT on your bike!!. I'm thinking, yeah right, who put you up to this? So I say, well, maybe later... and Itake off, park, and go to class.

After class,I'm on my way back to the parking lot and she's there, leaning on my bike, chatting with a friend. I'm saying to myself here goes round 2. When I get to my bike her friend says bye to her, her friend looks at me and says Have fun! I'm like huh?

So I turn to this girl (who I still don't know) whose sitting on my bike. I'm not sure whether to rip her a new one for possibly "messing" with my bike. Before I have a chance to say anything:
Her:I was serious about what I said earlier.
Me: So what do you want to do...just drop down on the floor and go for it?? (line from Top Gun)
Her: (She obviously saw Top Gun too) Actually, I had my SUV in mind

So she strokes my crotch (yes, my pants are still on) and says, My what a big helmet you have. And she starts walking away. She gets about 10 feet away, turns back, and says c'mon honey, I ain't got all day.

So I start following her. All sorts of scenarios are going through my head - is this a practical joke by my girlfriend (at the time), is someone going to jump me?, am I going to wake up in a dark alley in Thailand missing a kidney???

So we get to a black SUV with tinted windows and she opens the door. I scope the area and peek in the car. So far, so good. She gets in the back and leaves the door open expecting me to get in. I'm real hesitant. She looks at me very seductively and starts undressing, revealing a huge cleavage straddled by a black lace bra. At this point, I just say aw, f#ck it! and jump in.

It now becomes the howler monkey f#ckfest. We start out with a little . She rips my pants off . I do the same (oh man, did she have long legs and a tight a$$). One thing leads to another which leads to another . The SUV is bouncing all over the place and she's screaming so loud that I know passers-by are hearing us. Then she decides she wants to get freaky .

[font=tahoma][color=#660099]So the deed is done and I have to get back to work (I'm already late as it is an

 

~That was the best story I have heard in a long long time[sm=smiley32.gif]. The whole time I'm thinking"why not me!!!".
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Oh yeah, [sm=ttiwwp.gif]

 

Well, there's a couple of girls at work that love the way I look in my gear, and want a ride, but other than that, NONE.

If you want girls, get a puppy.