This has been one dirty, mud slinging campaign. I hate to see things sink so low with all the terrible rumors and lies passed around. I for one would like to dispell some of these hateful and venemous tales on Sprocks behalf.
It is absolutely untrue that Sprock spent time in Portlaoise Prison in Ireland. While it's known as the "Shawshank of the Ilse", Sprock was only a penpal with a inmate named Andy who he offered comfort and some personel comfort items to.
I don't know how these things get started but this one just may take the prize. Sprock DID NOT compete and win the Ned Beatty look-alike contest at the last Deliverance Festival. He did place third in the Hog Calling contest and won Honorable Mention in the talent show with his Burt Renolds show tunes number.
I hope that clears that mess up for everyone and Sprock can get back to his campaign.

 

OUTSTANDING !!
You've outdone yourself this time ! HEHEHE
I can't wait to see the retort...................

 

Ah the rantings of a deluded poor senile old goat
& would ya look at that .......he's actually forming a fan club !


So when do we actually get to hear something original

 

No, no,no Sprock, Nate is the one with the fanclub, I'm just here to help ya out buddy. Your "hear something original" is just so telling. You've been hurt by those awful stories so often that you won't listen when your good name is finally cleared. Come outta the Screech fog and get back on that campaign trail. Maybe I should spread your true story over all the forum, that should win you some well deserved attention. You and your "Silver Bullet" will be legendary.

 

nah nah nah ....... sorry old feller .........you are in a league of your own
No help needed or required and the only name clearing that needs to happen
is with the the old goat & her fan club

As for the ROTM ......... good fun and always worth the effort no matter what
the outcome may happen to be ........ all just good sport

 

Can't wait to share a victory brew with you my friend...no matter who wins!

 

Just don't step out for a whizz lol ......jk

Nah it's fun to be in it as you will find out next month !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Please, sir, I want some more.

 

OMG. That was actually funny as hell, sprock.
I wonder if Doug will get jealous.

 

Only half an Xmas card for your Dylan it's kinda like having BKS as a friend