"Ronald Long wasn`t thinking ahead when he killed his wife while hooking up his home with Satellite TV. After fumbling with several methods of getting a hole through his house, through which to run his cable, he decided to whip out his trusty .22 pistol.

After firing twice through the wall, he called out for his wife, Patsy Long, and got no response. He rushed outside to find that he had cleverly placed a hole in his wife's chest as well."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMsqzD86J4

 

What an idiot, How could you be that lazy that you would shoot a whole in your wall?

 

Too bad it didn't ricochet back and hit him between the eyes... ****in idiot

 

reminds me of that simpsons episode when he used his gun for everything

 

"That husband was trying to do something that many of us have done in our own home and one wrong move ended his wife's life"

That's what the female reporter said in the beginning of the video. What is she trying to say here? I've never tried to shoot holes in my house in order to install a satellite dish.

 

I actually know a guy who needed to install a pipe for...I think it was a furnace....it needed to be straight up from the basement thru a closet and thru the roof. He didnt know, with limited tools, how to line up all 3 holes. So, he fired a 12 gauge deer slug straight up from the basement....LOL....He said it worked perfectly, he then just cut the holes a bit bigger with a jig saw. So yeah, people do sometimes do seemingly crazy stuff for a semi legit reason.......

 

fugging moron, plain and simple.

 

ahahhaha. I thought the same thing.

 

Perfect alibi. I may have to install some cable in one of the rooms this weekend. Wonder if the wifey will help?

 

Had he already reproduced, or was this Darwin's way of telling him his end of the gene pool was a little too shallow?