Or it could be your unhealthy addicition to smileys....Unless that is... smileys are your religion.....

 

Jhalapeeeno on a Steeeeeek!!!!


That's Nonsense, I Invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil!


She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her *****

 

emotions are for emos

 

its so damn hot....milk was a bad choice....

 

anchorman, one of my favs


"That's it! I've had it with this dump! We've got no food! We've got no jobs! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

 

^^ ahaha! The best film ever.

"I'm talkin' about a little place called Assspen...where the beer flows like wine, and women flock instinctively like the salmon of Capristrano..."

"I don't know, Lloyd, the French are ********." : )

 

Looooudd noises! O.o

 

I killed a guy with a trident.

Where'd you get a grenade?

Look! I'm riding a furry tractor!

I love lamp.

This burrito is good but it's so filling.

The bad man punted baxter!!!

I could go on and on from that movie. lol

 

why dont you go back to your home on ***** island.

you pooped in the fridge? and you ate the whole wheel of cheese? wow... im not even mad. thats impressive.

it stands for a whales vagina.

Always take your lady to pleasure town.

there was a horse and a man on fire and i killed a man.

champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel...

lololols ftw.