Dude you bought tears to meh eyes! My roomie came to my room asking what happened and he started crying with laughter when I told him.

I would let it rest for a bit and try to apologize at a later date. I can't guarantee she would talk to you again or even listen to your apology but at least you tried. Oh! and don't keep trying to apologize either. If she's not trying to hear it just let it go. Hey! at least you got a funny story to tell!?

 

its more sanitary to carry a bottle of pee with you then to just pee in a urinal and wash your hands?

also on a weirdness note, any date you go on finds out your carrying your own urine with you will probably never call you again.

 

How long does your average toilet paper roll last you sitting next to your toilet? Think of all the build up of bacteria plus when it was in the manufacturing warehouse how many hands, varmits etc touched it. :icon_puke:
I appreciate the concern to try and help come up with other ideas though.

 

damn dude....
i'm having a hard time believing this is a true story, but oh well.
it is pretty damn funny
bathroom toilets aren't as dirty as you think they are. you have more bacteria build-up on your keyboard and door ***** in your house than on a public toilet seat.

and i'm with kuro,

i wouldn't plan on making things work out with her. i mean, how the hell could ANYONE recover from that? there's plenty of other girls out there, especially at college, so i wouldn't worry about this one. let it go, you've learned your lesson (maybe next time suck it up and use the public restroom).

don't let this get you down, its a funny story that you'll look back on and laugh your *** off at.

 

Some of you guys haven't been using the internet-boxes very long if this story doesn't sound familiar.

where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum - Google Search

 

BTW folks, I had said this before in my comment, but edited it to remove the link. I wanted to see how many of you would believe it. This story has been around for awhile.

Let me google that for you

 

amRRussel you fibber you!!! but good post though, it made me laugh hard.

 

Being asain here....if an Asian girl ask you to have dinner at her place...with or without friends...your 80%

 

That being said...if an asain girls find you poo poo pee pee everywhere on her bathroom with an erected *****...then it's DUI BU QI!!! Sorry...it's done...not more chow mien chow fun for you. Better to find another fish out there.

 

haha, busted russel!

are you really that big of a germ-a-phobe though?