The why is it thread.
#11
01-04-2008 | 03:50 PM
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RE: The why is it thread.
Why is it that the last hour of work feels like forever?
Why is it that about 75% of the people at Wal mart at any given time is white trash?
Why is Taco Bell called Taco Bell? WTF does a Taco have to do with a bell?
Why is it that I will not drink after a family member, but I will kiss some chick I hadly know?
Why is it that the last 5 min's of this work day is taking so long?
Why is it that about 75% of the people at Wal mart at any given time is white trash?
Why is Taco Bell called Taco Bell? WTF does a Taco have to do with a bell?
Why is it that I will not drink after a family member, but I will kiss some chick I hadly know?
Why is it that the last 5 min's of this work day is taking so long?
#13
01-04-2008 | 04:14 PM
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RE: The why is it thread.
ORIGINAL: Leon@carolinacycle
Why is it that every politician promises change but we get the same old crap?
Why is it that you can go to war at eighteen but can't drink beer until 21?
Why is it that if you're single you can't find a woman but if you're attached they throw themselves at you?
Why is it that when you buy a new bike, they come out with one you want even more a year later?
Why is it that every politician promises change but we get the same old crap?
Why is it that you can go to war at eighteen but can't drink beer until 21?
Why is it that if you're single you can't find a woman but if you're attached they throw themselves at you?
Why is it that when you buy a new bike, they come out with one you want even more a year later?
Its the same as a guy telling a girl he loves her for sex. Gets what he wants and doesnt care about anything else.
#14
01-04-2008 | 04:35 PM
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RE: The why is it thread.
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Why are girls god's punishment for being a man?
Why do fat girls swarm around dizzie?
Why do people wear camoflauge clothes on the street?
How is it that one sock always disappears from the dryer, even if you dumped in a brand new 12 pack?
Why do harley owners generally hate those on sportbikes?
and lastly...
who really needs a 1364cc "street" bike?
Why are girls god's punishment for being a man?
Why do fat girls swarm around dizzie?
Why do people wear camoflauge clothes on the street?
How is it that one sock always disappears from the dryer, even if you dumped in a brand new 12 pack?
Why do harley owners generally hate those on sportbikes?
and lastly...
who really needs a 1364cc "street" bike?
#16
01-04-2008 | 05:40 PM
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#18
01-05-2008 | 10:30 PM
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RE: The why is it thread.
Why the HELL is it that everyone--and I mean everyone--chooses to shorten my name from Michael, to Mike. I never introduce myself as Mike, I never sign anything as Mike, I don't even want to be like Mike...who the HELL...
"hey, Mike the Bike"..."how fast does it go, Mike"..."MIKE, YOUR ORDER IS READY...MIKE!" [sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=icon_flaming.gif][sm=signs006.gif][sm=smiley7.gif][sm=smiley35.gif][sm=smiley15.gif] [sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=headbang.gif] [sm=devilgrin.gif]
I do, however, find 'Mick' to be a suitable replacement for the lazy greeters to use...
[sm=smiley20.gif]
"hey, Mike the Bike"..."how fast does it go, Mike"..."MIKE, YOUR ORDER IS READY...MIKE!" [sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=icon_flaming.gif][sm=signs006.gif][sm=smiley7.gif][sm=smiley35.gif][sm=smiley15.gif] [sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=headbang.gif] [sm=devilgrin.gif]
I do, however, find 'Mick' to be a suitable replacement for the lazy greeters to use...
[sm=smiley20.gif]
#19
01-06-2008 | 12:33 AM
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RE: The why is it thread.
ORIGINAL: SpiritRR
Why the HELL is it that everyone--and I mean everyone--chooses to shorten my name from Michael, to Mike. I never introduce myself as Mike, I never sign anything as Mike, I don't even want to be like Mike...who the HELL...
"hey, Mike the Bike"..."how fast does it go, Mike"..."MIKE, YOUR ORDER IS READY...MIKE!" [sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=icon_flaming.gif][sm=signs006.gif][sm=smiley7.gif][sm=smiley35.gif][sm=smiley15.gif] [sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=headbang.gif] [sm=devilgrin.gif]
I do, however, find 'Mick' to be a suitable replacement for the lazy greeters to use... [sm=smiley20.gif]
Why the HELL is it that everyone--and I mean everyone--chooses to shorten my name from Michael, to Mike. I never introduce myself as Mike, I never sign anything as Mike, I don't even want to be like Mike...who the HELL...
"hey, Mike the Bike"..."how fast does it go, Mike"..."MIKE, YOUR ORDER IS READY...MIKE!" [sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=icon_flaming.gif][sm=signs006.gif][sm=smiley7.gif][sm=smiley35.gif][sm=smiley15.gif] [sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=headbang.gif] [sm=devilgrin.gif]
I do, however, find 'Mick' to be a suitable replacement for the lazy greeters to use...
[sm=smiley20.gif]
#20
01-06-2008 | 03:25 AM
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RE: The why is it thread.
Why is it that every high school boy racer feels his Honda Civic is a race car?
Why is it that every-time I see a picture of Rosie O'Donell, I feel like going on a baby-punching rampage? (Dane Cook fans anyone?)
Why is it that a dog insists on licking it's *** right before licking me?
Why is it that we work to afford the car to drive to work?
Why is it that every-time I see a picture of Rosie O'Donell, I feel like going on a baby-punching rampage? (Dane Cook fans anyone?)
Why is it that a dog insists on licking it's *** right before licking me?
Why is it that we work to afford the car to drive to work?