What's Your Pecker Size...
#62
RE: What's Your Pecker Size...
ORIGINAL: dinez74
Seriously.. how do you measure it....??
ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
well, if you want to be fair & balanced you could start a "how big is your vaj" thread ... lol
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
#63
RE: What's Your Pecker Size...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
What you do is put your 5.5" ***** into a set of meat curtains. Next, you have friend make sonar bat sounds into the woman's cavity. Then, you have a seismologist measure the empty space. After that, if your girlfriend is a ****, you will realize you have a very small *****...[&:]
ORIGINAL: dinez74
Seriously.. how do you measure it....??
ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
well, if you want to be fair & balanced you could start a "how big is your vaj" thread ... lol
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
#64
RE: What's Your Pecker Size...
This reminds me of the story of the guy sitting in a restaurant who spies this really good looking woman, sitting alone, so he sends her a bottle of wine..........
She sends back a note :
If you don't have
*a Ferrari in your garage
*$ 2 million in the bank
*7" in your pants, I'm not interested.
He responds - I have
*2 Ferraris
and a Lambo
*$10 million in the bank
*But if you think I'm gonna chop off three inches for you, forget it - send the wine back !
She sends back a note :
If you don't have
*a Ferrari in your garage
*$ 2 million in the bank
*7" in your pants, I'm not interested.
He responds - I have
*2 Ferraris
and a Lambo
*$10 million in the bank
*But if you think I'm gonna chop off three inches for you, forget it - send the wine back !
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#69
RE: What's Your Pecker Size...
Oh I've gotten the "it's perfect" line before. It's ok though because I always walk around telling people how small I am that way I'm already set up for disappointment and since I made fun of myself they can't do it. hahaha I've also gotten the line "if it's too big it hurts!" I dated this one girl a while ago and somehow this topicish came up and I found out the biggest guy she ever slept with was 10". I felt sick from then on. The current girl I'm with who's been with like 20 guys by the time she was like 20 won't tell me how big, but I won't sleep with her anyway because I find her disgusting. I think maybe I ask and do it to myself on purpose because I like to feel like crap? Who knows? I guess technically I fit into the average group but I still feel way below.
Oh yea and..... [sm=ttiwwp.gif][sm=ttiwwp.gif][sm=ttiwwp.gif]
hahahahahahahahahahahahah just kidding..... but seriously though my email is thom..... haha fooled you.... but if you want pm me.... totally playing... or am i....
lol
Mike
Oh yea and..... [sm=ttiwwp.gif][sm=ttiwwp.gif][sm=ttiwwp.gif]
hahahahahahahahahahahahah just kidding..... but seriously though my email is thom..... haha fooled you.... but if you want pm me.... totally playing... or am i....
lol
Mike