So today my plant manager asked me to let him know when I decide there is work that is not up to standard. He wasn't in his office so grabbed a post-it and wrote the information down for him. Later, when I saw him, I said "Hey Stan, I left a sticky on your desk". I walked off and realized what I said a second later and couldn't help but laugh.


Any awkward stories from the wonderful world of CBFforum?

 

My wife told me of one she did a few years ago. She and her friend were at the grocery store buying ingredients for baking cookies. One of the recipes called for pecans or something and she couldn't find them.

However, she did find a young stock clerk down one aisle and walked up to him and innocently asked, "Excuse me, but where are your nuts?". She says her friend burst out laughing and claims that the clerk somehow managed to keep a straight face.

 

me and a friend went into a gas station to get some snacks and while we were checking out the clerk asked us if we had gas. my friend replied "why, do you smell something?"

 

hahahha told my brother this one

 

my buddy told me how he went to the liquor store to get some drinks, and the clerk asked him "want a bag with that?" he replied " naw, shes not that ugly"