The Voodoochyl Conspiracy...
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09-11-2008, 01:45 PM
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The Voodoochyl Conspiracy...
So I just noticed something in Voodoochyl's banner...
Jimi Hendrix was a lefty and played the guitar upside down with the string arrangement inverted, as shown in the middle picture. If you look at the pictures on the left and right, he is playing right handed. Now, I know that Jimi could do a little right handed playing, but the photo on the left is clearly flipped horizontally as indicated by the pick guard (if he was REALLY playing it right handed, the pick guard would be on the bottom). The photo on the right MAY be legit, as it isn't clear enough to see if the tuning ***** are faced up or down, but I suspect this is another lazy photoshop move.
NOW...what does this all mean? Well, Jimi Marshall Hendrix was born James Allen Hendrix, making his birth initials JAH. Since he went by Jimi Marshall instead of James Allen, let's concern ourselves with only the James Allen part for now. Voodoochyl flipped exactly 2 photos of Hendrix. TWO. When we change the initials for James Allen (JA) by 2 letters, we get LC. The photos Voodoochyl flipped were on the outside of the correct photo. Let's take these changed letters and do the same thing, by putting them on the outside of the unchanged letter. What do we get???
LHC.
That's right, it spells LHC. But wait, the so-called "coincidences" don't end there. The LHC, theorized by many to be a doomsday device, was activated on September 10, 2008. Jimi Hendrix died on September 18, 1970. Eerie, right? That's exactly 13,872 days. Jimi Hendrix was born on November 27, 1942. There are 24,029 days between his birth and the activation of the LHC. 24,029 minus 13,872 is 10,157.
Let's look at that number more closely...10,157...10157...split it up, and you have 101 and 57. There were 101 dalmations. 101 Dalmations was a Disney film. Disney was founded in 1923. Heinz's motto is "57 Varieties." Heinz was founded in 1869. If you add these years together, you get 3792. Now, let's subtract those 101 dalmations...3691. Let's also subtract those 57 variaties...3634.
Now, Voodchyl is a top 10 poster, so let's add 10 to that number. We have 3644. On Voodoochyl's banner, he claims #7 as his own. He also has 3 pictures of Jimi Hendrix on that same banner. 7 minus 3 is 4. We are left with 2 numbers...3644 and 4. And just what is 3644 divided by 4???
IT'S 911.
That's right, you read it correctly, 911, as in today's date, which is the 7th (Once again, Voodoochyl's number) anniversary of the terrorist attacks in New York, in which 2 (The number of flipped photos) buildings were attacked. You people may choose to ignore what is right in front of your faces, but this banner spells it out loud and clear to me. The LHC will destroy the Earth on September 18th, the day of Jimi Hendrix's death. You have been warned.
Jimi Hendrix was a lefty and played the guitar upside down with the string arrangement inverted, as shown in the middle picture. If you look at the pictures on the left and right, he is playing right handed. Now, I know that Jimi could do a little right handed playing, but the photo on the left is clearly flipped horizontally as indicated by the pick guard (if he was REALLY playing it right handed, the pick guard would be on the bottom). The photo on the right MAY be legit, as it isn't clear enough to see if the tuning ***** are faced up or down, but I suspect this is another lazy photoshop move.
NOW...what does this all mean? Well, Jimi Marshall Hendrix was born James Allen Hendrix, making his birth initials JAH. Since he went by Jimi Marshall instead of James Allen, let's concern ourselves with only the James Allen part for now. Voodoochyl flipped exactly 2 photos of Hendrix. TWO. When we change the initials for James Allen (JA) by 2 letters, we get LC. The photos Voodoochyl flipped were on the outside of the correct photo. Let's take these changed letters and do the same thing, by putting them on the outside of the unchanged letter. What do we get???
LHC.
That's right, it spells LHC. But wait, the so-called "coincidences" don't end there. The LHC, theorized by many to be a doomsday device, was activated on September 10, 2008. Jimi Hendrix died on September 18, 1970. Eerie, right? That's exactly 13,872 days. Jimi Hendrix was born on November 27, 1942. There are 24,029 days between his birth and the activation of the LHC. 24,029 minus 13,872 is 10,157.
Let's look at that number more closely...10,157...10157...split it up, and you have 101 and 57. There were 101 dalmations. 101 Dalmations was a Disney film. Disney was founded in 1923. Heinz's motto is "57 Varieties." Heinz was founded in 1869. If you add these years together, you get 3792. Now, let's subtract those 101 dalmations...3691. Let's also subtract those 57 variaties...3634.
Now, Voodchyl is a top 10 poster, so let's add 10 to that number. We have 3644. On Voodoochyl's banner, he claims #7 as his own. He also has 3 pictures of Jimi Hendrix on that same banner. 7 minus 3 is 4. We are left with 2 numbers...3644 and 4. And just what is 3644 divided by 4???
IT'S 911.
That's right, you read it correctly, 911, as in today's date, which is the 7th (Once again, Voodoochyl's number) anniversary of the terrorist attacks in New York, in which 2 (The number of flipped photos) buildings were attacked. You people may choose to ignore what is right in front of your faces, but this banner spells it out loud and clear to me. The LHC will destroy the Earth on September 18th, the day of Jimi Hendrix's death. You have been warned.
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09-11-2008, 02:09 PM
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