I have not laughed that hard in a long time. That was great!!!

Me and my girlfriend are going to make Hors d'oeuvres, drink some wine and watch a movie. But now Ive got a better ideah! Thanks Rangerscott!!!

 

since my girl is in school and has no $ she said i can't buy her anything

i'm going to anyway (nothing major - a card, some candy etc) but besides that i'm cooking her dinner, she's getting a bubble bath and massage

 

R u getting a oscar meyer weiner massage as gratuity?

 

Do it. DO IT! Its for any ocassion.

 

I AM! I should surprise her tonight with a Dick in the Teriyaki Box! But Ill save it for VD DAY! HAHA!

 

You are going to need an awfully small box.

 

it's highly likely

 

I don't have a GF so i'm just hanging out and drinking. I have the next day off work for my B-day so V-day is all about me LOL.

You all have fun with that mushy stuff.

 

My wife is sick as a dog so I am off the hook this year. One time, though, I didn't get her anything...that was the wrong thing to do [:@]. Well, I read a good idea somewhere: for those who have been together for a while, try to recreate your first date (or a memorable one). I can think of the date I would take my wife on...it was goshdarn romantical...may even get me some action.

Another idea is to get into a big fight today, then make up tomorrow so you can have some sweet *** "make up" sex. Maybe even invite an ex gf/wife, so you can have sweet *** "make up" and "ex" sex at the same time...[8D]. Then, shave your pubes and set something on fire.

 

Valentines Day is not fair for me. It's a day when you are supposed to get your wife or g/f something special. The thing that sucks is that it's also my birthday. So on MY birthday I have to give somebody else presents. Doesn't bother me much but just kinda sucks.