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Old 08-21-2007, 05:37 PM
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This post is not for the agnostic, the aethiest, or whatever...

This is for fun, and is aimed at people who do share some semblance of belief.

No flames, just be honest, answer the 50 or questions, and see what you come up with.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
 
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ha i dont have a take on religion but i did it anyways haha 2nd level of hell... crap[:@]
 
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell! [/align]


Second Level of Hell
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Y[/i]ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.[/align]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
 
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Woe Beotide the ones who land in Cocytus.

That ninth level scared the crap outta me the first time I read about it.
 
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Wrathful and Gloomy............
BWAAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot help it if peeple are @sshole's.........
 
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Level 9 - Cocytus

T[/i]his is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping

This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
Imagine...for more time than you can imagine...all you see is a weeping, ugly monster, chewing and grinding the bones and blood...you can't move, speak, or look away. Not one minute, not one second can you forget what you see, how long eterenity really is, as you freeze...so cold.
 
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Im F*cked....

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge[hr] M[/i]any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. [/align]
 
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level 2 not too bad i guess
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
 
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I lucky?!Purgatory:
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stainof sin and girds the spirit with humility.
Through contrition, confession, and satisfactionby works of rightousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain.
Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

"There are no Athiests in foxholes."___Anon.
 
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ORIGINAL: Raven

I lucky?!Purgatory:
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stainof sin and girds the spirit with humility.
Through contrition, confession, and satisfactionby works of rightousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain.
Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

"There are no Athiests in foxholes."___Anon.
I also achieved Purgatory, though that is mostly a Catholic ad-on that is mentioned no where in the Bible.
 

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