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wtf is this world coming to!!!

 

OH NOES! Antifreeze??? No wonder my mouth seems so clean and freeze resistant.

 

-besides that-dogs and cats love it!!!

 

First they kill our pets, and now they want to kill us! I say we hold Yao Ming hostage...wait, we already have him... maybe we should threaten to send him back!

 

its china trying to make there move on us LOL

 

My wife told me, that the Chinese are going to execute some guy (no, not Some Guy) for putting all types of crap into tins & jars and passing it off as baby food, killed or injured heaps of babies apparently.
I bought some boot polish from one of those cheapo shops, made in China, and wot ever its made out of, (smells like kerosene but stronger). I should stop using it, but the effect of the fumes is kinda nice really. (hey man clean boots, dribble, dribble)
We get a heap of stuff here from China, just about everything we buy is from there, Clothes, shoes & electronic stuff. Makes you wonder wot sort of crap that put into making them as well.

 

Some Chinese guy high up in the government: "Hey, when are we going to execute our plan to take over the world?"
Some other Chinese guy high up in the government: "We start soon. Let's scare everyone with our million-man army, then use their own greed against them."
1st guy: "What do you mean?"
2nd guy: "Everyone in the world is so greedy that they use our cheap labor to save money on their products. That's our back door to take over the world!"
1st guy: "Oh, I get it. We poison the products we make so everyone that imports them will die! Then we just say 'oops, our bad' and they won't drop the bombs on us!"