I like to enjoya beverage from time to time, but this is rediculous. You can only hope you never get this drunk! I am pretty sure, though, this is how JZales spends his weekends:

 

HAHA!!! That first guy broke the step with his face!! I would nothave wanted to be the guy who shaved that last dudes ***.

 

We need to talk Voodoo. I'mstarting to worryabout you.That' some funny **** right there.

 

So, which one is you Voodoo?? Dont lie

 

OMFG, toooooo damn funny.

 

*****. Good ole fun there!!!!

 

Here's a couple more:

 

Damn, voodoo you must throw one hell of a party!

 

My friend from work says he once woke up his drunken roomie by straddling the roomate's face with his a-hole and satchel. I called BS for years until I talked to the ex-roomie, and he validated the incident.

 

One time....in band camp.....Really. My plattoon was in 29palms CA, which has nothing to do with palm trees, place is a ****hole. Well we were there for a live fire exercise, and we had a night off to hit the ole hook and jab E-Club, many beers later, the ole SGT got drunk, stumbled back to the hut, and we carried his drunk *** in his OD green issue cot down to the helo-pad and left him there. Next incomming bird about blew him outta his rack and he woke up ****ting himself running for cover with the helo-crew laughing the whole time.