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Damn, facker...u all sure as hell take a long ars time to put up an article.
I gots a question for anybody interested in helpin my ars out. I keep runnin into an older friend of my family's and he keeps tryin to get me to date his daughter. Only thing is ive known her since like she was in diapers. She is 19 and hot as hell now, just think it would be a lil wierd. What does everybody else think?
I gots a question for anybody interested in helpin my ars out. I keep runnin into an older friend of my family's and he keeps tryin to get me to date his daughter. Only thing is ive known her since like she was in diapers. She is 19 and hot as hell now, just think it would be a lil wierd. What does everybody else think?
#225
RE: thread got bounced
ORIGINAL: dizzie56
Damn, facker...u all sure as hell take a long ars time to put up an article.
I gots a question for anybody interested in helpin my ars out. I keep runnin into an older friend of my family's and he keeps tryin to get me to date his daughter. Only thing is ive known her since like she was in diapers. She is 19 and hot as hell now, just think it would be a lil wierd. What does everybody else think?
Damn, facker...u all sure as hell take a long ars time to put up an article.
I gots a question for anybody interested in helpin my ars out. I keep runnin into an older friend of my family's and he keeps tryin to get me to date his daughter. Only thing is ive known her since like she was in diapers. She is 19 and hot as hell now, just think it would be a lil wierd. What does everybody else think?
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"
The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.
The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."
The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it."
The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island."
The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall.
He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."
She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
The guy says, "Get me some nails."
She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.
The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "F*ck!"
She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
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#228
RE: thread got bounced
ORIGINAL: dizzie56
she is 19 and ill be 25. i dont think anything is wrong wit her, just that ive known her since she was in diapers. i dont know, maybe ur right, i must say she is hot as hell now
she is 19 and ill be 25. i dont think anything is wrong wit her, just that ive known her since she was in diapers. i dont know, maybe ur right, i must say she is hot as hell now
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