Whatever happened to Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and New Kids on the Block?

People are losing focus here. Rambling thoughts only.

 

Just watch VH1 - they're all on The Surreal Life. Flava Flave in the coolest!!!!

Sorry Grasshopper - I need to work on my concentration.

 

...Do my riding pants make my butt look fat? Or do they make my butt look phat? (picture not posted intentionally)...

 

That is a fat *** son! Do they require their own area codes?

 

I wouldn't say area codes,but I have a cheek in 97526 and the other cheek in 97527.

 

So when you sit around the house, you literally sit AR OUND the house.

"Look their making a left turn, wait their making a left turn, wait their making another left turn, lets go to a commerical break for 10 minutes and when we get back, guess what, you did not miss a ****ing thing."

 

vanilla ice went crazy and now is a rocker, mc hammer found religion (had to find somethin after losin that much), and the new kids on the block are...hopefully dead. Xcept mark walkbergs brother ole whats his face, actually not a bad actor.

yeah, nascar is boring and i can drive hella better than those fackers

 

Who wants to tell "Yo Mama" jokes?

 

Yo mama armpits so hairy she looks like she got don king in a head lock

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Yo mama is so dumb when the weather man said it was chili outside she went and grabbed a bowl

Yo mama so stupid fat son that when ur mama sits on a rainbow it rains skittles son

 

Yo mama's skin is so oily that she could get a job at the local Waffle House wipeing pancakes across her forehead.