I was on my way to a buddies house out of the west side of Indy and was behind a truck. Dude threw his chew out the window. Lucky I was on the drivers side and did not get hit with it. I immediately went around the disgusting funkers.

 

I'll add this one, get out to the bike after work 2 days in a row 2days and realize a bird has crapped on my seat...really i need to put a rag in the undertail cause its a LONG walk back to the shop when its 100 degrees

 

Hey........Did you know you have a headlight out?

For all you 01 and up F4i and RR owners

 

how about "Its too hot to ride in full gear" :P

 

^I have gotten a lot of that lately. "Aren't you hot?" "Why are you wearing all that?"

 

what I hate most is that some (not all) cops are biased against bikers. Any little thing you do and they're on you ***. Its like we have a bullseye on our backs or something.

I also hate carrying my gear around if i'm in a restaurant/store, etc.

I get that from random people sometimes. I just go, sure... and ride off.

 

...oh! this is the most weird thing...even i landed riding my bike in rain.. still remember that painful experience...

 

When you're working your way through the twisties and you run up on an econobox who decides that they'll step it up and start to cross the double yellow lines and braking haphazardly just to stay in front of you, even if you're not really putting any pressure on them and then it forces you to slow down in fear that they might hit the guardrail or something and force you to lay it down around a corner because they come to a complete halt from said accident.

Or when you're riding the twisties and cars coming in the opposite direction don't look ahead to the next corner to see you coming up and decide to cut really deep across the double yellows into your lane causing your *** to pucker up into your throat because you get that close to dealing with a head on collision.

The fact that it's $100 or so for the gallon of synthetic oil you need for an oil change in Korea.

My highway commute 'causing my rear tire to square off.

 

I hate being profiled by cops and cagers because of people like this idiot.

 

i hate it when the car in front of me cleans their windshield and all of the excess water/clearner flys all over me