I hate it when girls who weigh three or four times the weight of my cadillac take a picture of their way too small for my ****in body heads and add a bit of clevage to make their picture into something a guy might say he'd be interested in. It's like stepping into a bear trap. Just because you have a head that should be on someone that has a 16th of your total mass is not a free pass to eliminate the rest of your body from pictures. I don't care how you ****ing do it. If you need to have your picture take from the air then do it but stop posting pictures of your tiny little head and a little bit of your massive **** (which should probably be donated to fuel research or whatever it is they do with whale blubber) on the internet.

End Rant

 

Have a bad experience recently?

 

I got duped.

 

Allright Ismael leave the white whales alone. They need loving to.

 

Hahaha, that's how they get you. Once she got her foot in the door did she try to seduce you?

 

No she ****in tried to EAT ME!

 

Where is the "this thread is worthless without pics" thing.....

 

haha....

well ok i gotta ask... what are you doing picking up fat chicks on myspace anyway?

 

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MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here's a tip: If the picture is taken with the chick holding the camera over her head, she's fat. It's a Rule of the Internets.


I was on one of those dating sites liek 10 -15 years ago just picking up nerdy chicks, and set up a blind date with a girl who didn't really have any pictrues. I figured WTF, we have compatible personalities and had several good conversations, so lets do dinner.

She was, TO DATE, the ugliest person I have ever seen, and I'm a pretty forgiving guy. It was just. . .bad times. How do you make the excuse that you have to run after dinner to do something important when you're like 19 and work at Walgreens?