I'm never buying a used bike.

 

lol

 

If you have a girl that rides her own its much easier.
Your girl up front in a skirt, no panties and you sit back in the bitch seat and have fun. Almost like the reverse cowboy.
Its the only way to go.

 

I have to agree with Redd... Although...the guy doesn't have to be on the back...if you don't mind hand prints on your tank, that is. (I don't know how I would know that...wink, wink)!

 

I had sex with my bike once. Money shot right on the gas tank.

 

LMAO!!!! As my Floridian friend would say..."DIRTY, DIRTY"

 

roflmao! I always figured you would go for the exhaust...easier to reach.

 

or sit her up on it and keep her legs up my gf is 105lbs, i dunno bout big girls tho lol

 

Well I will agree with this above 100%. at least agian .Would like to add I have a first-hand working knowledge of the Karma Sutra, and have to much respect for those that I may have been engauged in this activities on bikes with to comment about it . I will just say I prefer a lot more room to accomplish a more precise affect lol

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Yep...we've had this conversation at least twice....

we've learned as follows:

1. It would be extremely hard...and probably unsafe to do the dirty dirty while actually riding down the street.

2. Lack of seat space may make using the seat as a comfortable cushion a little difficult for people that have asses bigger than a 12 y/o. Not that i really know how big that is....moving on.

3. Sex while parked on a motorcycle doesn't really count. Although it's safer, it's just not as sexy. Kind of like haveing sex ona lawn mower or something. Plus positioning one's counterpart for proper coitus can be somewhat difficult. Ditch the circ de' solei camel touch praying matis position and do it on the garage floor. When you reach your point, look up at your magnificant machine. POW!!!! same effect.

4. The moderators usually get pretty pissed when this conversation goes one too long.

5. Dizzie loves fats chicks.