Sept. 19th ... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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09-19-2008 | 07:37 PM
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RE: Sept. 19th ... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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On occasion? On occasion? Are you serious?[8D] Aaaaarrrr, avast yee matey and ahoy the gibble gobble poop deck!! 
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Although I personally love our traditional lingo ...that yer , I am guilty as bloody hell of rattling out on occasion.....
Although I personally love our traditional lingo ...that yer , I am guilty as bloody hell of rattling out on occasion.....
Bloody hell Gregg, that stutters gettin friggin bad mate... yuwana getit seento mehearty
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09-19-2008 | 08:31 PM
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RE: Sept. 19th ... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?[/align][/align]RRAAAAAAAAAAA! [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?[/align][/align]RRAAAAAAAAAAA! [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]
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09-19-2008 | 11:52 PM
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