i love you

or

i noticed you notice me so i justed to put it on notice that i noticed you too

 

I just try not to fart........

 

****. I'm trying to think of the movie that got voted the worst one liner. Its an 80's movie I think. There's a guy and gal, they are at a marina and he says something stupid like, "I like your hair, wanna go to my place and ****." Something like that. **** its so funny.

 

^^ the vid of that was posted on the forum a while back...it was hilarious as ****!

 

I have many, but I'll tell you one that worked for me. I usually come up to a random girl and ask her, do you want to play a carpenter game, she goes, how's that?? And I go, first we get hammered and then I nail you

 

"Know the difference between a ******* and a conversation?" "No? Wanna go out back and talk?"

 

Old but good...

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"Nice legs......what time do they open?" And no, I've never used it.

 

Back in my Hair Metal band days, chicks picked me up.

Also, I've never really had any "pick up lines" so to speak. I just make conversation, and if it shows a sexual heading, just go from there.

I guess the last time I might have used a "line" to finally get the chick out of the bar and into my bedroom was a quote from the old
'Smashing Pumpkins' tune "Zero".

"WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?"