The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Great Dane, Lola,
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although, I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. However, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her it was an easy, inexpensive diet and the way it works is: To load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here; practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and that was why I ended up in the hospital. I said no. I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. |
RE: The Purina Diet
Please, tell me this is a real story!! Thats hilarious!!! :D
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RE: The Purina Diet
it is pretty damn funny
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RE: The Purina Diet
Unfortunately its not true, but I bet the next time anyone is at WalMart buying dog food, and some idiot asks that question you will be tempted to tell them that story.
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