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HAVOC Mar 11, 2008 08:17 PM

priceless
 
hope this isn't a repsot got it from a friend.. i checked with snopes and it sounds fake but still could you imagine being this groom !

Absolutely priceless!!!
A MasterCard Wedding


You got to love this guy...

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, '**** you!'

Then he turned to his bride and said, '**** you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

*Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
*Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
*Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
*The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

samill42 Mar 11, 2008 08:20 PM

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tha is funny, if it is true i want to meet this guy and shake his hand.

TK954RR Mar 11, 2008 08:21 PM

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noice

flashman Mar 11, 2008 08:21 PM

RE: priceless
 
I have never heard of this but it is classic. Balls as big as chuch bells, awesome.

sixhundredrr Mar 11, 2008 08:24 PM

RE: priceless
 
Damn. That would be hilarious. Can you imagine her trying to live that down with her family? WOW.

kodiak1122 Mar 11, 2008 08:30 PM

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DANG!!! matrimonial pwnage.

Kikepiz Mar 11, 2008 09:31 PM

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OWNAGE ON A SUPERIOR Level...[sm=hail.gif]

RCR Mar 11, 2008 09:39 PM

RE: priceless
 
Why would you marry someone that cheats on you?

J/K

BRRandon Mar 11, 2008 11:00 PM

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haha that is the best ever! that guy must be one cool a$$ dude to hang with.

Martin_D Mar 11, 2008 11:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kikepiz

OWNAGE ON A SUPERIOR Level...[sm=hail.gif]
+1

Wonder if its true.


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