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For the Physics majors.

The Geography Of A Woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is li.ke Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is li.ke Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is li.ke Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is li.ke Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is li.ke Great Britain

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is li.ke Israel, has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is li.ke Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is li.ke Iran, ruled by a dick