There's an unwritten rule in SA -
Sitting on another man's bike, or touching it, is like doing the same to his wife..........
You'll be lucky if all you get is a punch in the head.
Here, you ALWAYS ask a man if you can touch his bike, in any manner.
Family need to be told in no uncertain manner that it's RUDE and UNACCEPTABLE.
Unplug anything or touch my bike at your peril...........................

 

So following the logical path...

If you give the okay for someone to touch your bike, are you also giving permission for them to touch your wife?

 

My wife is an ex-close protection officer attached to the Mayor's office..............
Believe me she'd hurt you a lot more than I would..............

But I'd have fun watching...

 

DEATH
FIRST
/princessbride

 

That's what I love about these forums. Help to be had, offers of beers if I'm in the neighborhood...

And now sparring partners!

 

She doesn't fight fair Kuro............................
don't expect it to last long, or even vaguely feel like sparring..........hehehe

 

LOL Sounds like my wife made me laugh that one.

 

My girlffriend doesn't fight fair. She waits till she cooks, then tries to kill me. Trust me, getting knocked about would be a welcome change to Yuen's Special Curry

 

Damn you Kuro!! I need a women who can cook some good curry!!

 

i think we got a little bit off subject, but i have to say im glad im not the only one with a wife who doesn't fight fair