That guy with the pushbike.... that's about what I think of them too.

 

 

Behold the majestic dog.



A fabulously nimble creature...



It's also a skilled and versatile hunter.



The dog's remarkable agility makes it just as comfortable near water...



As it is on land...



Sand...



Or somewhere in between.



With its acutely coordinated legs moving in unison...



It can handle any terrain.



Yes, the dog is perfectly elegant in every way...



Maintaining unflappable focus...



Whether in motion...



Or at rest...



Rarely do these magnificent animals err in judgement.



With the utmost levels of both speed and accuracy...



Every decision the dog makes is approached with supreme caution...



Ensuring that things always go exactly as planned.



For these sprightly companions, even playtime becomes an impressive display of wit.



But it's not all fun and games for man's best friend. The dog occasionally stops to ponder its noble existence...




Maintaining its poise, of course...




Delicately taking it all in...




And letting its guard down only briefly to enjoy the tender embrace of its master...



Before returning to its alert self.



But each long and glorious day will eventually come to an end, and even the dog must succumb to peaceful slumber...



Gracefully sleeping...



And remaining ever-vigilant.

 

Omfg totally lost it. Literally scream-laughed through the whole post!

So our cockerspaniel isn't the world's only spineless dog after all! I can't think of another explanation how a four legged creature can lay on the floor with left hip and right shoulder touching the mat and still be comfortable enough to sleep.

 

Holy ****!!!! That's was funny as hell. Every time I scrolled I fell out lol thanks, I needed that

 

^^^^


Brilliant Conrice - laughed the whole way down

Cheers, SB

 

! great, just great. thanks Conrice.