No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
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08-23-2007, 09:44 PM
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08-23-2007, 09:47 PM
RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
Blindin probably has the proper idea. Most of the people saying/motioning are not smart enough to pick up on the hidden sarcasm of such statements and may be less likely to take offense/trash your bike while you're away. Always gotta consider what may happen to your baby while you're away.
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08-23-2007, 10:52 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
ORIGINAL: dwhite645
Aahhhahahaha! Well Done!
Anyway, this clown in a pickup truck motioned for me to do a wheelie as I was passing him on a 4 lane hwy. I pulled up next to him and slowed to his speed and stood up on the pegs like I was going to do a standup (which I don't do and don't try to do), Then I repeatedly tugged upwards on the clipons like I was trying to lift the front end up with my arms. I sat back down and just shrugged and waved and pulled away. He had a priceless look on his face like WTF? It's fun messing with people.
ORIGINAL: Vermino
unless guys are your thing, then well talk to voodoo
unless guys are your thing, then well talk to voodoo
Anyway, this clown in a pickup truck motioned for me to do a wheelie as I was passing him on a 4 lane hwy. I pulled up next to him and slowed to his speed and stood up on the pegs like I was going to do a standup (which I don't do and don't try to do), Then I repeatedly tugged upwards on the clipons like I was trying to lift the front end up with my arms. I sat back down and just shrugged and waved and pulled away. He had a priceless look on his face like WTF? It's fun messing with people.
i cant believe voodoo hasnt said anything yet... i'm off the hook - thank god
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08-24-2007, 02:32 AM
RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
A car pulled up next to me with a car full of high school punks at a stop light. I was waiting patiently for the light to turn and I hear "HEY! YOU ON THE BIKE!" I flipped up my visor and looked at the driver, hanging out the window. "DO A WHEELIE!" he screamed.
"YOU FIRST!" I shouted back.
He had a very confused look on his face.
"I CAN'T DO THAT!" he yelped back, still looking confused.
"NO S**T!?"...........light turned green, and I took off.
He probably sat there confused for a while.
"YOU FIRST!" I shouted back.
He had a very confused look on his face.
"I CAN'T DO THAT!" he yelped back, still looking confused.
"NO S**T!?"...........light turned green, and I took off.
He probably sat there confused for a while.
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08-24-2007, 04:30 AM
RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
This is a true story. During the summer around here, they hire high school students (obviously old enough to work, like seniors) to be flaggers on the easy detail road construction (like when they cleaning ditches and stuff). Anyway, out here there's this long stretch that they were just starting on. As I approach them, the kid does the vertical wave for a wheelie. TO ME IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE. I get up next to him and asked him what that meant and he told me ( I know what it means, I just wanted to be sure he actually did it). I proceeded to pull past the contruction vehicles, stop the bike, go back and find the crew foreman.
I told him the situation and he went up to the kid, asked him for his hard hart, vest, and told him he was fired.
I told him the situation and he went up to the kid, asked him for his hard hart, vest, and told him he was fired.
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08-24-2007, 09:15 AM
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RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
ORIGINAL: Blue Fox
A car pulled up next to me with a car full of high school punks at a stop light. I was waiting patiently for the light to turn and I hear "HEY! YOU ON THE BIKE!" I flipped up my visor and looked at the driver, hanging out the window. "DO A WHEELIE!" he screamed.
"YOU FIRST!" I shouted back.
He had a very confused look on his face.
"I CAN'T DO THAT!" he yelped back, still looking confused.
"NO S**T!?"...........light turned green, and I took off.
He probably sat there confused for a while.
A car pulled up next to me with a car full of high school punks at a stop light. I was waiting patiently for the light to turn and I hear "HEY! YOU ON THE BIKE!" I flipped up my visor and looked at the driver, hanging out the window. "DO A WHEELIE!" he screamed.
"YOU FIRST!" I shouted back.
He had a very confused look on his face.
"I CAN'T DO THAT!" he yelped back, still looking confused.
"NO S**T!?"...........light turned green, and I took off.
He probably sat there confused for a while.
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08-24-2007, 11:47 AM
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RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
I can't believe you got some kid fired thats hilarious. hahah
I like the "You First......No Sh*t"response thats pretty funny.
And the one where your pulling on the handle bars trying to make it wheelie (hahahaha),
that guy must have thought you escaped from somewhere.
I like the "You First......No Sh*t"response thats pretty funny.
And the one where your pulling on the handle bars trying to make it wheelie (hahahaha),
that guy must have thought you escaped from somewhere.
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08-24-2007, 12:18 PM
RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
So last weekend my girlfriend asks me to come to lunch at her grandparent's, she told me one of my roommates could come too. So sure enough, me and my roommie ride out there, he's on a 929. We get there, have some food, we had a good time. When it was time for us to leave, my girlfriend comes out and says "hey can I see you guys do a wheelie?", and we're like sure why not, closed neighborhood, no big deal. We go and turn at the roundabout and when we're in front of the house we pull the front wheel. Later that night I come around to pick her up in my car, her grandpa was there. I come in say hi to everyone and he's like "Don't be doin any more wheelies around this house anymore.." and I turn and look at my girlfriend expecting her to stand up and say something like, oh grandpa I'm sorry I asked them to do it, my bad, something like that... the bitch just kept quiet and all I said was "yes, sir, my apologies, won't happen again". F*ckin bitch... am I right to be pissed off about that? Maybe I'm just taking it too personal, but I hate looking like a fool in front of other people. I guess I should've known better, should've said something like, no I shouldn't do that around here...
Anyway, just thought I'd share this...
Anyway, just thought I'd share this...
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08-24-2007, 01:35 PM
RE: No, I don't wanna wheelie for you!!
ORIGINAL: OldGuy61
So last weekend my girlfriend asks me to come to lunch at her grandparent's, she told me one of my roommates could come too. So sure enough, me and my roommie ride out there, he's on a 929. We get there, have some food, we had a good time. When it was time for us to leave, my girlfriend comes out and says "hey can I see you guys do a wheelie?", and we're like sure why not, closed neighborhood, no big deal. We go and turn at the roundabout and when we're in front of the house we pull the front wheel. Later that night I come around to pick her up in my car, her grandpa was there. I come in say hi to everyone and he's like "Don't be doin any more wheelies around this house anymore.." and I turn and look at my girlfriend expecting her to stand up and say something like, oh grandpa I'm sorry I asked them to do it, my bad, something like that... the bitch just kept quiet and all I said was "yes, sir, my apologies, won't happen again". F*ckin bitch... am I right to be pissed off about that? Maybe I'm just taking it too personal, but I hate looking like a fool in front of other people. I guess I should've known better, should've said something like, no I shouldn't do that around here...
Anyway, just thought I'd share this...
So last weekend my girlfriend asks me to come to lunch at her grandparent's, she told me one of my roommates could come too. So sure enough, me and my roommie ride out there, he's on a 929. We get there, have some food, we had a good time. When it was time for us to leave, my girlfriend comes out and says "hey can I see you guys do a wheelie?", and we're like sure why not, closed neighborhood, no big deal. We go and turn at the roundabout and when we're in front of the house we pull the front wheel. Later that night I come around to pick her up in my car, her grandpa was there. I come in say hi to everyone and he's like "Don't be doin any more wheelies around this house anymore.." and I turn and look at my girlfriend expecting her to stand up and say something like, oh grandpa I'm sorry I asked them to do it, my bad, something like that... the bitch just kept quiet and all I said was "yes, sir, my apologies, won't happen again". F*ckin bitch... am I right to be pissed off about that? Maybe I'm just taking it too personal, but I hate looking like a fool in front of other people. I guess I should've known better, should've said something like, no I shouldn't do that around here...
Anyway, just thought I'd share this...