Nevada Highway Patrol, Eat my shorts!
 

This seems like a good story to share.

About a month ago I was pulled over by Nevada Highway Patrol (NHP) Story goes like this....

I was on my way home from a 267mile trip from California. About 5miles from my house I see a NHP waiting on the side of the road and of course I'm the last one in the line of traffic.. so he hops on the road behind me.

Rumor has it, the NHP love to mess with the bikers around here because I figure they are bored & there is a lot of static with the Hells Angels & Moguls. So I make sure to abide by all the laws. Well about 200ft from my house he lights me up.

He tickets me for expired tags (forgot to mail those in, oops) and not having a Nevada's M1 drivers license (just moved here) Not to forget to mention this guy was a complete d!ck.

Gave me a $300 ticket & he tried towing/impounding my bike.

So I renew my registration and goto court. I show the judge my new registration, and argue that I just moved to Nevada is the reason I dont have a NV License & the judge dismissed everything..

MUH-HAHAHAHAHHA Mr Piggy didnt win this battle... Better luck next time. I wish I could find the officer so I could hand him his ticket back. It'd sure make my day.

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hahahaha! No you fail buddy, if I recall you bought a ford. Mr camaro.

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^^^^ HAHAHA GOOD ONE, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

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I still own a Camaro. Once again ......





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What part of "your tags were expired" didnt you understand? 80% of a cops demeaner is brought on by the peoples attitude.

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OUCH.. need ne ointment for that? I hate cops tryin to bust balls for nothing. A friend of mine twists his own cigs and spent sunday night in jail for em. The cops took his butts in as evidence. I'm gonna see them throw that out when he shows up for court XD

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Dont worry I have tough skin.

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OUCH LOL....EPIC FAIL
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I would not recommend rubbing it in his face...next time he will make it stick. And he will have a big hardon for the one that got away. No thumbing the nose or rasberries required.