Names you wouldn't name your kids
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10-07-2008, 08:57 PM
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Names you wouldn't name your kids
Ok. I'm real big on people NOT naming their kids dumb names, hooker names, boys having girl names, and girls having boy names.
So I'll start.
Candy - Naming kid that has sugar in it, you're child we be a hooker. No detours there.
Rain - I'll rename my girl if I find out she has an IQ of 15 to this.
Jimmy - 100% guy name.
Kindel/Cindel/Kendal/doesnt matter how the **** you spell it - 100% girl name.
So I'll start.
Candy - Naming kid that has sugar in it, you're child we be a hooker. No detours there.
Rain - I'll rename my girl if I find out she has an IQ of 15 to this.
Jimmy - 100% guy name.
Kindel/Cindel/Kendal/doesnt matter how the **** you spell it - 100% girl name.
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RE: Names you wouldn't name your kids
Friends at works daughter is named ****head (Shi-thead) but its spelled **** Head. Yeah good luck getting through highschool with that name. We had a kid in school named Mike Hawk but when his name was said it sounded extremely close to "My ****." F'n hilarious everytime.
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10-07-2008, 09:28 PM
RE: Names you wouldn't name your kids
ORIGINAL: Triax
Friends at works daughter is named ****head (Shi-thead) but its spelled **** Head. Yeah good luck getting through highschool with that name. We had a kid in school named Mike Hawk but when his name was said it sounded extremely close to "My ****." F'n hilarious everytime.
Friends at works daughter is named ****head (Shi-thead) but its spelled **** Head. Yeah good luck getting through highschool with that name. We had a kid in school named Mike Hawk but when his name was said it sounded extremely close to "My ****." F'n hilarious everytime.
Funny thing though my family has the name meininger and my cousins told me that kids around school started pronouncing it "my *****" which, honestly, isnt much of a stretch from what the name actually sounds like.
I've met a lot of people that have started naming their children after famous people that they like.. it kinda works alright until they pick names that are just so akward. Honestly a few that I've heard were as bad as will ferrel's kids in Talladega Nights.. lol walker and texas ranger.
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RE: Names you wouldn't name your kids
I **** you not... i have seen these kids , or know directly the woman who teaches them...
- Lemonjello (le-MON-gelo) and his brother...
- Orangejello (or-ON-gelo)
Nosmo King (no smoking... named by a woman with very little understanding of English, after seeing the sign in the hospital and her last name being King)
Female (Fe-MAL-ay) similar to above circumstances
I too know a ****head
and the one that takes the cake for me. this kid was a freshman when I was a senior and I was his "peer counselor."
MIAMI DOLPHIN...
but back on topic... any name that can be construed as male OR female (ie. Corry)
- Lemonjello (le-MON-gelo) and his brother...
- Orangejello (or-ON-gelo)
Nosmo King (no smoking... named by a woman with very little understanding of English, after seeing the sign in the hospital and her last name being King)
Female (Fe-MAL-ay) similar to above circumstances
I too know a ****head
and the one that takes the cake for me. this kid was a freshman when I was a senior and I was his "peer counselor."
MIAMI DOLPHIN...
but back on topic... any name that can be construed as male OR female (ie. Corry)