Marvel Mystery Oil snake oil or majic in a bottle?
#2
06-22-2009, 10:06 PM
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If we told you it wouldn't be a Mystery anymore now would it? You have any idea how much of a pain in the butt it is to rename, rebrand and re-advertise a product? And what are we supposed to name it now? Marvel Not-So Mysterious Oil? The Oil Formerly Known as Marvel Mystery Oil? Marvel Oil (i think that ones already taken by some superhero branded sex lube). I mean cmon, cut us a break here. It's almost better for us just to hunt you down and silence you than go through all that, you don't want that, do you? Just walk away......
#3
06-23-2009, 02:27 AM
Drag13, I don't know what product you're reffering to; fuel additive? Your best bet is to check out Bob is the Oil Guy Forums: LINK. They seem to like Techron Fuel System Cleaner over there quite a bit. I switched to it from Sea Foam, which after reading one of their threads on it, it became apparent that it does in fact smell like rubbing alcohol. Dig around though, it might be good stuff.
Hangfire Lol ~ you're a funny guy! (Good Fellas)
Hangfire Lol ~ you're a funny guy! (Good Fellas)
#4
06-23-2009, 03:45 PM
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I'm going to NOT be a dick, and actually answer the question:
After some long and hard research (lol I said "long and hard"), I've confiremd that it IS, in fact, magic in bottle. It's a proprietary mixture of unicorn urine, leprechaun tears and fairy breast milk that, quite literally, works mircacles. Be aware it can ONLY be used on magical vehicles, like that bed from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and Willie Wonka's elevator.
Haha j/k I'm totally a dick.
After some long and hard research (lol I said "long and hard"), I've confiremd that it IS, in fact, magic in bottle. It's a proprietary mixture of unicorn urine, leprechaun tears and fairy breast milk that, quite literally, works mircacles. Be aware it can ONLY be used on magical vehicles, like that bed from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and Willie Wonka's elevator.
Haha j/k I'm totally a dick.
#6
06-23-2009, 10:21 PM
I like Marvel Mystery oil! It is good for everything! Well maybe not internal personal use. You can use it to clean out the crude in a crank case, unstick rings, decarbonize intakes! As the bottle says it has a million uses!
For the other Marvel mystery oil........that might be snake oil....oh yeah it oils up my snake in a pinch!!!
For the other Marvel mystery oil........that might be snake oil....oh yeah it oils up my snake in a pinch!!!
#7
06-24-2009, 10:05 AM
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It's about this:
http://www.marvelmysteryoil.com/
Personally, I think when a company's slogan is "Even WE don't know what's in it," you probably shouldn't be putting it in anything you like to have working.
Or maybe I should make a mixture of sand, sugar, and. . . I dunno. . . pulverized glass. . .and sell it as a gasoline additive. I'll call it "Johnny's Magic Pixie Powder," and use a big oily snake as a logo.
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#8
06-24-2009, 04:57 PM
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I'm going to NOT be a dick, and actually answer the question:
After some long and hard research (lol I said "long and hard"), I've confiremd that it IS, in fact, magic in bottle. It's a proprietary mixture of unicorn urine, leprechaun tears and fairy breast milk that, quite literally, works mircacles. Be aware it can ONLY be used on magical vehicles, like that bed from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and Willie Wonka's elevator.
After some long and hard research (lol I said "long and hard"), I've confiremd that it IS, in fact, magic in bottle. It's a proprietary mixture of unicorn urine, leprechaun tears and fairy breast milk that, quite literally, works mircacles. Be aware it can ONLY be used on magical vehicles, like that bed from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and Willie Wonka's elevator.
#9
06-24-2009, 09:50 PM
Senior Member
Dude, the fairy breast milk gives me +13 vs. all 7th-layer enchantments. Plus, it goes great with COOKIES.
Last edited by johnnyx; 06-24-2009 at 10:14 PM.
