Man of the house!!
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11-08-2005, 12:36 PM
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Man of the house!!
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going
to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The ****ing funeral director would be my guess."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going
to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The ****ing funeral director would be my guess."
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