There is a product called the Fleshlight that is actually a fake vagina that looks like a flashlight. I know because my wife bought me one at one of those sex toy parties.
That homemade version actually looks almost just like it.

And I don't care if you guys don't believe that the wife bought it for me, but it's true.

 

uhh ok so this thing is actuallyreal???????? wow and i thought i was desperate lol

 

Yes they're real. Not as much fun as the real thing, but better than the ol' hand alone. Great for those times when your special someone isn't in the mood.

 

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wow i guess you learn something new everyday huh? so where would i get one of these lol ***** just kidding hahahahaha[/blockquote]

 

Get your girl to go to one of those sex toy parties I guess...

 

***** thats too funny lol i dont see the need for one of those except for like you said if your girl was out of town....... lol

 

Everyone is probably going to be all macho and say that they don't need one of those. Why do you think girls have ******?? It's better than a finger.
Guys need some fun too, especially when the real thing isn't available. I highly recommend getting one (or making one)

 

<--- jaw dropped. Thats dumb, crazy, and brilliant all rolled into one