Lol you wont believe this.
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ORIGINAL: Nauree
On a side note, god I hate my roommate. ***** left me a note on the bathroom wall stating I should pick up his stuff if I drop it on the floor because the floor is dirty, that he deserves the same respect for his stuff that he gives me. The only thing that I can think that could have possibly been dropped was his towel from the towel rack, which god forbid, I do not even use in the first place. Seriously, bitch, why dont you quit smoking inside and making my room smell like ****, quit being a loud ***, slamming doors and stomping all over the place 20 times at 12am, and wash the damn pot that you used thats still sitting on the stove for a week. Such a bitch.
On a side note, god I hate my roommate. ***** left me a note on the bathroom wall stating I should pick up his stuff if I drop it on the floor because the floor is dirty, that he deserves the same respect for his stuff that he gives me. The only thing that I can think that could have possibly been dropped was his towel from the towel rack, which god forbid, I do not even use in the first place. Seriously, bitch, why dont you quit smoking inside and making my room smell like ****, quit being a loud ***, slamming doors and stomping all over the place 20 times at 12am, and wash the damn pot that you used thats still sitting on the stove for a week. Such a bitch.
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ORIGINAL: Nauree
I fount out what I knocked down. A shampoo bottle from the edge of the tub. Seriously, is it necessary to write a ****ing note about that and also mentioning that the floor is dirty is somehow going to infect your shampoo?
ORIGINAL: Nauree
On a side note, god I hate my roommate. ***** left me a note on the bathroom wall stating I should pick up his stuff if I drop it on the floor because the floor is dirty, that he deserves the same respect for his stuff that he gives me. The only thing that I can think that could have possibly been dropped was his towel from the towel rack, which god forbid, I do not even use in the first place. Seriously, bitch, why dont you quit smoking inside and making my room smell like ****, quit being a loud ***, slamming doors and stomping all over the place 20 times at 12am, and wash the damn pot that you used thats still sitting on the stove for a week. Such a bitch.
On a side note, god I hate my roommate. ***** left me a note on the bathroom wall stating I should pick up his stuff if I drop it on the floor because the floor is dirty, that he deserves the same respect for his stuff that he gives me. The only thing that I can think that could have possibly been dropped was his towel from the towel rack, which god forbid, I do not even use in the first place. Seriously, bitch, why dont you quit smoking inside and making my room smell like ****, quit being a loud ***, slamming doors and stomping all over the place 20 times at 12am, and wash the damn pot that you used thats still sitting on the stove for a week. Such a bitch.
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ORIGINAL: RCR
Superglue the shampoo to the shower wall with a note on it saying " thanks for the note I will make sure this never happens agian"
Superglue the shampoo to the shower wall with a note on it saying " thanks for the note I will make sure this never happens agian"
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RE: Lol you wont believe this.
ORIGINAL: Nauree
Mine didn't smell thank god.
ORIGINAL: volcomrr
haha, Nauree, thats hilarious, ive done that before except it didn't make a sound and it smelt awful, so im sure she noticed....
Original: Nauree
So I finally got out, after I got out I went on a date with a girl I met in class. Oh man, I can't believe what happened. We were sitting next to each other and I leaned forward and I farted. I didn't even push it out, it just came out on its own. I was like "Oh ****". It wasn't loud but I noticed. It kinda sounded like when the chair your sitting on slides on the floor for about an inch. I kept talking like nothing happened. I dont know if she noticed, maybe she didn't hear it over my voice. God, I'll never forgive myself for that.
So I finally got out, after I got out I went on a date with a girl I met in class. Oh man, I can't believe what happened. We were sitting next to each other and I leaned forward and I farted. I didn't even push it out, it just came out on its own. I was like "Oh ****". It wasn't loud but I noticed. It kinda sounded like when the chair your sitting on slides on the floor for about an inch. I kept talking like nothing happened. I dont know if she noticed, maybe she didn't hear it over my voice. God, I'll never forgive myself for that.
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