Better make it a thin crust to slide under the door.

 

screw him...send me a pizza and beer, damn it!

 

He is being held hostage by a huge bong!!!

 

ok voodoo thats just sick....

 

So I finally got out, after I got out I went on a date with a girl I met in class. Oh man, I can't believe what happened. We were sitting next to each other and I leaned forward and I farted. I didn't even push it out, it just came out on its own. I was like "Oh ****". It wasn't loud but I noticed. It kinda sounded like when the chair your sitting on slides on the floor for about an inch. I kept talking like nothing happened. I dont know if she noticed, maybe she didn't hear it over my voice. God, I'll never forgive myself for that.

On a side note, god I hate my roommate. ***** left me a note on the bathroom wall stating I should pick up his stuff if I drop it on the floor because the floor is dirty, that he deserves the same respect for his stuff that he gives me. The only thing that I can think that could have possibly been dropped was his towel from the towel rack, which god forbid, I do not even use in the first place. Seriously, bitch, why dont you quit smoking inside and making my room smell like ****, quit being a loud ***, slamming doors and stomping all over the place 20 times at 12am, and wash the damn pot that you used thats still sitting on the stove for a week. Such a bitch.

 

Is he on this forum? :P

 

I wish. You'd see a bitch fest go on, then no posts for about 30mins, me coming back on saying I got up from my computer and whooped his ***.

 

haha, Nauree, thats hilarious, ive done that before except it didn't make a sound and it smelt awful, so im sure she noticed....

 

Mine didn't smell thank god.

 

You were releasing pheromones... it turned her on.