Traffic's a mess
Take another route
Where's shopping mall
There's shopping mall
Need chinese food
There's chinese food
Somethin' somethin'
Gotta uni-brow
Giva giva garmin
Giva giva garmin
Screen clear and wide
Whole world inside
Garmin...dot...com

 

Remember these:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-vmcRCp2QQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RLccCsTGNP4

SUPER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ummm....
All the way to the bank!

 

Not bad...and I don't care for that tune either...

I have always mentally thought the words...

I'm hearing bells...
So many bells...
Too many bells...
Are you hearing bells...
Please stop those bells...
Driving me nuts...

"*Ding dong...ding dong"*...

"AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!"

 

i think i'm gonna "upgrade" the next person that tells me "he went to jared"!

 

I think that whole..."You better get the middle aged wife a diamond so she'll go down on you for Christmas" ploy is long past old.

I've been marrried, and if I were again...my wife would not be my wife for long if she didn't do that any way.

Oh yeah...and the guy who calls his wife saying he can't pick up the kid, he has some kind of emergency at work...

So his wife hangs up her cell like a rude bi*ch, goes out the front door to get in the car to go get the kid.

(Which by the way was most likely paid for by the very hardworking guy she just had the friggin nerve to hang up on.)

So she gets outside...and there is the hubby and the kid with a brand new car for her.

It was all supposed to be a nice surprise.

If that were my wife?

I'd say...

"Well hi baby..this WAS your new car, but considering all things...I think I'll send you to a resort.

"This resort teaches brats like you how to have some fu**ing manners. If you don't pass, they ship you
off to some foreign country to sew sneakers together 18 hours a day at a nickel an hour."

"You like that idea...huh? Yeah ya do!"

"Start friggin packin'.'"

LMAO...no wonder I'm proud to be only a one time fool and now a happy bachelor...FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

...you are such a dick. I hate that one the most!


That is right on BMG! That's the way I feel about that song!

My wife and I were watching that one the other night, and I muted the volume when she came out of the house (I've seen it a million times by now and knew it by heart)and said, "F_ck you b!tch"...my wife thought that was pretty funny.

 

yeah, that b#^ch pisses me off too...i think i'd be giving her an attitude upgrade...lol

 

No, no, no. You guys have it all wrong. It's clearly her house and her son, the husband was just the **** that bought her a car with her own money, 'heh, just a little somethin, do you love me now?'. She has to deal with his johnny-come-lately BS all the time--never picking up his step-son on time and always borrowing her car to do it, because his fast-food salary can't afford one for himself. So, like every other time, she manned up, dropped everything she was doing (like cleaning up after his BK broiling lazy ***) and goes out the door.

Then she sees the big red bow and smiles--not at her douchebag husband--but at her loving son, whose idea it was to suprise her with the car. That's why the kid just looks at the husband when he says 'she hung up on me', because what do you say to the fall guy? Nothing.

 

Takes one to know one I guess...