lol that reminded me of that one south park episode with the lez bos bar!

 

ooh, good call Zac. Whatever you do, keep the concept of "relationship" out of your mind. You are for sexual gratification only. Make that your priority. In fact, make sure she knows in the next few days, you are not looking for a girlfriend...preferably in the same sentence that you gracefully comment how amazing she looks. Don't be coy, but don't be needy either...no one wants to sleep with someone that's gonna go all doe-eyed and hav.e to hav.e daily contact. Be appreciative of her beauty, but allow her to us.e you in bed without expecting anything in return. Think lik.e the *****. Be the *****. lol

That is, if you're into that sort of thing...

 

omg. lol

 

Dude, you can't be for real!

Let me let you in on a little secret...shhhh don't tell anybody...

I dated a chick, for quite some time too, her skin was so soft and the way she looked at me would just make me melt! BUT, when the relationship was starting to come to an end whe.re there was nothing left, nothing to learn, nothing new and fun, and exciting left. Just li.ke I had done so many times before with guys, I moved on. And for some time after that I went back and forth between dating girls and guys both, but in the end I've settled back with guys.

Would I ever date a girl again? That's what most people ask, ummm yea if she mad me feel that way....yea I might.

So wh.at does all this mean? I wou.ld be willing to bet that is wh.ere she is right now. If you are wanting a relationship with this chick go for it...if you are just wanting to f&ck a lesbian ummmm not a good idea.

 

I would take her back to your place and put on the Lilith Fair live tour cd. Then, very seductively, open a can of albacore tuna and let her lick the lid. In your best Leonitus, scream, 'DO YOU WANT THE RED HOT POKER?!?!' If she is game, I'd tear off her clothes, flip her over, and spill a tub of pre-warmed yogurt on the small of her back.

 

Shes bi. And you should hit it because your single, if nothing else. Just always remember. She left a guy for her current girl and kissed you behind her back. Are you gonna be next ?

 

OMG, that's the funniest **** I'veread. DooDoo you are my hero. Pre-warmed yogurt FTW!!!!

 

**** and run

 

I think this topic is closed! Well said my friend!

 

OMG, just by seeing the few things that you dorks have written on here, just screwed up the chance of my guy from getting any tonight! I'm tellin yea, before you ever speak to a woman ask her best friend what to say....