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RE: JOKES
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
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04-13-2007, 07:30 AM
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RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: ss954rr
so this guy gets on an airplane, goes to his seat, sits down. a very attractive woman sits down next to him, gets a book out and starts to read. the guy looks over and says "what are ya readin" she says "its a book on sexual statistics" the guy replies "hmm, anything interesting?" the woman says "it says here that the men with the longest average ***** size are native americans" hmm, the guy says. "anything else" he asks. she replies "it says here that the men with the largest ***** girth are typically polish" hmmmm he says again. the woman says "by the way, my name is Julie" the guy says "my name is TONTO KOWALSKI, nice to meet you julie!"
so this guy gets on an airplane, goes to his seat, sits down. a very attractive woman sits down next to him, gets a book out and starts to read. the guy looks over and says "what are ya readin" she says "its a book on sexual statistics" the guy replies "hmm, anything interesting?" the woman says "it says here that the men with the longest average ***** size are native americans" hmm, the guy says. "anything else" he asks. she replies "it says here that the men with the largest ***** girth are typically polish" hmmmm he says again. the woman says "by the way, my name is Julie" the guy says "my name is TONTO KOWALSKI, nice to meet you julie!"
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04-13-2007, 10:28 PM
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#18
04-13-2007, 10:41 PM
RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Jimbo may not have a very good understanding of how sexual intercourse works.
By the way, Jimbo, do you know that I only raz you because I like you? Anyway, be sure to read the Kama Sutra.
Jimbo may not have a very good understanding of how sexual intercourse works.
By the way, Jimbo, do you know that I only raz you because I like you? Anyway, be sure to read the Kama Sutra.
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