Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Author Unknown
[ol][*]Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.[*]You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. [*]You can choke your motorcycle. [*]Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. [*]Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. [*]Motorcycles don't snore. [*]Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. [*]Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. [*]You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. [*]If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. [*]If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. [*]If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. [*]If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. [*]If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. [*]If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks. [*]If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. [*]If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. [*]It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle. [*]Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride. [*]Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. [*]Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have. [*]Motorcycles don't care if you are late. [*]Motorcycles don't get pregnant. [*]Motorcycles don't have parents. [*]Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider. [*]Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. [*]Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. [*]Motorcycles last longer. [*]Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles. [*]Motorcycles' curves never sag. [*]New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. [*]When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time. [*]You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle. [*]You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. [*]You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. [*]You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month. [*]You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.[*]You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club
If you get rid of your Motorcycle it doesn't keep half of your stuff[*]One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the Motorcycle in the basement.[*]You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals. [*]You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle. [*][font=arial]You don't have to take a shower before r

 

So true.

 

Amen

 

3. You can choke your motorcycle.

ive met some girls that like to be choked

 

 

haha...that is true[sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

dirty...

 

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yep......

It moved.

 

haha