I'm never drinking again.
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waitwaitwait... She can use your computer, put her feet up on your bike (we've all seen the pics), you're swearing off booze cause of getting hammered and now net bullying?!?
Dude, hang on. Some Girl Scouts came by selling cookies earlier. One of them might be more your weight... If she takes off the sash and drops the clipboard first
Dude, hang on. Some Girl Scouts came by selling cookies earlier. One of them might be more your weight... If she takes off the sash and drops the clipboard first
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Hey Nate: real men never swear off drinking
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lol well I meant him n his gal. I dont think the whole crowd would volunteer for cavity searches lol
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waitwaitwait... She can use your computer, put her feet up on your bike (we've all seen the pics), you're swearing off booze cause of getting hammered and now net bullying?!?
Dude, hang on. Some Girl Scouts came by selling cookies earlier. One of them might be more your weight... If she takes off the sash and drops the clipboard first
Dude, hang on. Some Girl Scouts came by selling cookies earlier. One of them might be more your weight... If she takes off the sash and drops the clipboard first
Hahhah and Playful - its kinda funny you say that, her rear is actually the first place I tried to look .
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Had a couple of friends visit my 1st wife & I, way back (72). remember the 1st couple of hours, then waking in morning to find Christmas decorations put up all over our apartment & it wasn't Christmas & they weren't our decorations.
I've sworn off drinking many times, usually between heaves steering the porcelain bus or next morning, pledging that, if I wasn't having a brain hemorrhage, I'd never drink again.
I've never lost a remote, but I have lost car & bike keys, shoes, clothing, teeth, skin, blood, money, millions of brain cells, my dignity & the occasional girlfriend.
I've sworn off drinking many times, usually between heaves steering the porcelain bus or next morning, pledging that, if I wasn't having a brain hemorrhage, I'd never drink again.
I've never lost a remote, but I have lost car & bike keys, shoes, clothing, teeth, skin, blood, money, millions of brain cells, my dignity & the occasional girlfriend.
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