$100 is a damn expensive hooker [&:]

 

Always sign the back of any winning ticket.

 

Musta been one hell of a hj on the way to her house is all I'm sayin

 

WOW...now, don't take this the wrong way JD, but dammmmnnnnnnnnnnn ur a bitch! U just got conned by a crack *****! Did you ever even ask how she got to Wally World in the first place?

 

especially if all you got out of it was driving HER somewhere... or is that ALL you got out of it.

$100 isnt bad for a hooker. im in Reno, the land of hookers/brothels and they all want well over $100, I checked
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I think this is how it really went down,

jdschmidthas a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out to walmart, finds one, then he brings her home.
They haveminutes of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"

 

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now the truth is on the table...haha

 

but seriously, that really sucks... In situations like this you have to ask yourself one question,
"Is Jd gonna have to smack a bitch"

 

LoL, ^ got me crackin up.

So you got your new username bart?

 

Yup, got my new username, there is actually quite a funny story behind it if anyone is ever interested.