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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:00 PM
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LEARN HOW TO FOLD YOUR ****ING HAND IDIOT

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*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #17645692188: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/05/23 - 22:01:14 (ET)
Table 'Erato V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: theman0542 ($112.95 in chips)
Seat 3: TheF0RCE ($300 in chips)
Seat 4: tamayo85 ($245.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Rockstar2479 ($368 in chips)
Seat 6: Mighty Horse ($262 in chips)
Seat 7: Huha'sgirl ($384 in chips)
Seat 8: KarJuan ($157.75 in chips)
theman0542: posts small blind $2
Wairoa joins the table at seat #9
TheF0RCE: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tamayo85 [Jh Qd]
tamayo85: calls $4
Rockstar2479: folds
Mighty Horse: folds
Mighty Horse leaves the table
Huha'sgirl: folds
KarJuan: raises $4 to $8
Pocket_EDs joins the table at seat #1
theman0542: calls $6
TheF0RCE: calls $4
tamayo85: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Js 2h 2c]
theman0542: checks
TheF0RCE: bets $30
tamayo85: raises $50 to $80
KarJuan: folds
theman0542: folds
TheF0RCE: calls $50
*** TURN *** [Js 2h 2c] [5c]
TheF0RCE: checks
tamayo85: bets $76
TheF0RCE: raises $136 to $212 and is all-in
tamayo85: calls $81.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($54.40) returned to TheF0RCE
*** RIVER *** [Js 2h 2c 5c] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheF0RCE: shows [Jc 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
tamayo85: mucks hand
TheF0RCE collected $504.20 from pot
tamayo85 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $507.20 | Rake $3
Board [Js 2h 2c 5c 7s]
Seat 2: theman0542 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: TheF0RCE (big blind) showed [Jc 7c] and won ($504.20) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 4: tamayo85 mucked [Jh Qd]
Seat 5: Rockstar2479 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Mighty Horse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Huha'sgirl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KarJuan (button) folded on the Flop
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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No offense man but I never have understood why you guys get so worked up when someone takes crap to the river. I do it regularly in live games to **** with people - I don't care who you are, you can't read me at a table . I'll do stupid **** just to eff with you because I don't play with money I care about.

I dunno - sucks to be you!
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:11 PM
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I guess the reason I do it is because sometimes you just never know...
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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im just tilting SO bad right now...i had just busted out of the 100+9$ no limit tourney JUST before sitting at this 2/4 game, and busted out in 64th place (top 54 got paid, i was sitting pretty in 23rd at the time) while holding QQ IN THE BIG BLIND...WTF...
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:16 PM
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^^^Dems da breaks, kid! Don't make it too much work or you'll be one of, "those" guys, lol.
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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Well to the other guys defense he had a the pair after the flop. It is not as though you made a large raise preflop. With 2 pair why should he have gotten off the hand? I dont know his level of play but with the people at the table I bet he thought his had was great, than it got better on the river. I think you are just getting worked up. I am not trying to be a dick so please dont take my comments that way.
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 10:15 PM
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anyone with a brain shoulda assumed 2 pair (jacks and 2s) after that flop...and if he REALLY thought his 7 kicker was good, then id LOVE to get him heads up live...i wouldnt even leave him the shirt on his back
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 10:47 PM
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i dont get it....

i play texas hold em at work and sometimes ill stay in the whole game with Ace high. lol! then ill go all in and really get people thinkin. haha!
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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Ahhh sucks bro. Sorry I only like playing poker with my buddies over fake cash. Enjoy playing black jack at the casino though. Might not be as much money in it but I get my jollies with it.
 
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Old May 23, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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I think someone needs to settle down some on the poker.
 
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