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Old 05-10-2013, 02:02 AM
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I got my custom built Audo S5 about one month ago. Tonight was my third time driving the car. ON the way home, I got stopped by motorcycle cop for speeding (62mph) Here is how the conversation went.

Me (rolled down the window) I am SOOO sorry. I just got this car and it's sooo smooth that I didn't know how fast I was going
Cop (laughing) Let me see your license and insurance car. Nice car. S5. I bet it is smooth
Me: yeah feels like Transporter car. I ride bike too
Cop: what? you ride bike? What kind?
Me: cbr and gsxr
Cop: I have two personal bikes too, bmw and hayabusa
Me: would you like to go on the ride with me?
Cop: Sure of course. I would love to go ride with you. Do you have husband?
Me: No, policeman are know for having wives and girlfriends.
Cop: No I am single. 39. I wasn't gonna give you ticket when you told me you were speeding because your car drive smooth. but you are awesome. Not your husband or anybody else, but you own this car and you also have your own bikes

So he gave me his number instead of ticket
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by yumoncbr
I got my custom built Audo S5 about one month ago. Tonight was my third time driving the car. ON the way home, I got stopped by motorcycle cop for speeding (62mph) Here is how the conversation went.

Me (rolled down the window) I am SOOO sorry. I just got this car and it's sooo smooth that I didn't know how fast I was going
Cop (laughing) Let me see your license and insurance car. Nice car. S5. I bet it is smooth
Me: yeah feels like Transporter car. I ride bike too
Cop: what? you ride bike? What kind?
Me: cbr and gsxr
Cop: I have two personal bikes too, bmw and hayabusa
Me: would you like to go on the ride with me?
Cop: Sure of course. I would love to go ride with you. Do you have husband?
Me: No, policeman are know for having wives and girlfriends.
Cop: No I am single. 39. I wasn't gonna give you ticket when you told me you were speeding because your car drive smooth. but you are awesome. Not your husband or anybody else, but you own this car and you also have your own bikes

So he gave me his number instead of ticket
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Nice........

Well done Yumi

Cheers, SB
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:37 AM
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damn yum! way to go
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 10:41 AM
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So were you actually interested or was it just to get out of the ticket! lol
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 10:45 AM
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Last time I tried to flirt with a cop to get out of a he wasn't very impressed...... lol
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 11:17 AM
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It's all in what u wear. Did u show any cleavage? Now, if it's a nice looking female and she says "I'm gonna need your license and registration". You say," Ok, I'm gonna need to see your ID and your phone number".

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Last time I tried to flirt with a cop to get out of a he wasn't very impressed...... lol
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 01:39 PM
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Thanks yum, I'll try that next time
 
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Old 05-10-2013, 02:42 PM
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When I find out when other people rides too, I say "oh let's go ride one day" automatically regardless of if I really want to or not. lol. I didn't think I was flirting with him but does it look that way? haha maybe I do flirt with guys without me knowing.
 
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