The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's name
details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Number 11 takes the
prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I
met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had
it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is
Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look
the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
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HAHAHAHA... thats some funny stuff. So many jokes to make here, just can't pick the right one...

MDFF

 

i gotta go with twins one. I mean thats confusing "WHO COULD" be the father of the other twin? God only knows

 

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I
met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
Thanks.

I know, I know. Its been a long time but maybe I should call her.

 

I got to four and had to stop reading.GodI can't believe theinteligence of our fellow human.[:@] And what's really sad is that these children have to grow up with these mothers. The world isn't fair.[&o]

 

I know right?!? This is the women you see on Maury trying to find out which of the 10 men is her baby daddy lol

 

What the hell? People are freakin stupid. I felt my IQ drop 10 pionts.

 

Haha....daddy likes!!!

 

You know I had never seen that show until a few months ago. And thats exactly what it was. This lady was on her sixth guy saying she knows he’s the father 100%. And he was all like, “ I don’t thinks so b*^ch.” And he ended up not being the father. The whole time I was watching it I was in disbelief. Is that show real?

 

Thats all that is on there....and babys that are over wieght lol. thats the whole show..

maybe they will have one to determine the daddy of the 100lb 6 year old.